🌈 Film. Horror. Director of HOUSEWIFE ALIEN VS GAY ZOMBIE (@Amazon/Vimeo) IG: @hagzandy

Oslo, Norway
Joined April 2012
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Mrs. Voorhees in court after the events of Crystal Lake:
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Replying to @PastorAlexLove
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This got a giggle out of me I’m sorry, she’s just so funny. Someone put Dakota Johnson in a comedy NOW
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Replying to @SigmarsReturn
I’ve got chills (they’re multiplying)
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I want a mini series of all the monsters from Cabin in the Woods. Starting with, what the actual fuck is Kevin?
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We may have left the horror out of this horror movie edit. Film: LEVITICUS (2026) Song: “Self Control” by Frank Ocean
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When a Vampire Movie is a practical effects Creature Feature too 🖤
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Replying to @cattleyaEG
Girl, no thank you. We don’t tolerate any anti LGBTQ+ in the fandom. I know you are better than this.
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Pennywise when he eats a diabetic child
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I loved playing Celia in Monsters Inc! It’s practically one of the only movies I ever made appropriate for kids
The Incredibles, Finding Nemo, and Toy Story are among the best, most purely fun Pixar animated movies ever made. bit.ly/3ThZe6e
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Apropos of nothing, I still think about my idea for a sixth installment in THE NUN franchise being called SIXPENCE NUN THE RICHER.
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POV: you're meeting me for lunch but I got there early and already had two servings of bread
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rip king of norway thank you for the best speech of all time
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Cher en su casa ahora mismo
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criticizing horror movies in horror movies
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I loved working with Tim Curry. He was a comedic genius and a brilliant man. Gone too soon. 😢
Rest In Peace to Tim Curry who starred in Bailey’s Billions with @JenniferTilly Too many legends lost this year 😭🕊️
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this was tales from the crypt fifth season opener and one of my all time favourite episodes of television it’s completely unhinged and i love how the whole thing rests on tim curry’s triple performance… a masterpiece!
If you haven't seen it, you need to watch the ep of Tales from the Crypt where Tim Curry plays a whole scary family
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Will never be immune to this type of gay pandering.
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“Everyone” and then it’s only women. If you’re gonna call it “everyone wants to fuck me” then don’t be a coward.
The first teaser for ‘EVERYBODY WANTS TO FUCK ME’, starring Taron Egerton, was just shown at CinemaCon. The thriller follows a man who discovers that every woman is stalking him & wants to fuck him.
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