🌈 Film. Horror. Director of HOUSEWIFE ALIEN VS GAY ZOMBIE (@Amazon/Vimeo) IG: @hagzandy

Oslo, Norway
Joined April 2012
John Travolta auditioning for the title character in THE BABY (1973) is wild. what could have been...!
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Mrs. Voorhees in court after the events of Crystal Lake:
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they should make a Pacino biopic just to include this scene 😂
Someone should tell Al Pacino to be a comedian because I'm fucking dying at this😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Happily surprised by this. Rarely have I gasped out loud so many times by the insane choices this make😮
‘CRYSTAL LAKE’ debuts with 85% on Rotten Tomatoes. The highest rated project ever in the Friday the 13th franchise. Read our review: bit.ly/CrystalDF
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had so much fun with #CrystalLake - it's silly & over the top but entertaining af & Cardellini is amazing (like always)! + a victim basically chooses his own fate by being homophobic 🤣
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No way OTHER MOMMY is the worst film of the year when we got both ICE CREAM MAN and RETURN TO SILENT HILL 😣
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underrated af
Tales from the Hood 1995 / United States / Rusty Cundieff ⚡️sound on⚡️
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omg my GOD'S OWN COUNTRY crush Alec Secareanu was in OTHER MOMMY ❤️ I missed him!
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I really liked OTHER MOMMY 🤩 I also liked Jay Duplass in shorts 😏
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Aaw finally Gustaf joining the genre like his dad & brothers ❤️
Gustaf Skarsgård is set to make his directorial debut with psychological horror ‘THE CANNIBAL.’ Described as “a nightmarish journey into a screenwriter’s mind as he returns to Ingmar Bergman’s home island of Fårö in search of inspiration.” (variety.com/2026/film/global…)
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Replying to @PastorAlexLove
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Watching another @HDTGM goodie, CHAMPAGNE & BULLETS and this got my new favorite line in a movie:
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This one had a way too long scene of someone rubbing an ice cube of topless girl’s nipples & I had to fast forward because… plain passengers 😬 (also - girls, no thanks)
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Watching EXPAND4BLES on the train because of @HDTGM (thanks guys). 5 min in I realize I need some wine for this 💩 a lot! This is terrible!!
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Of all the absurd things: ending the movie with the joke “murdered an innocent guy to get away with convoluted plot twist”
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How gay is this movie? Cut to: Jason Statham calling someone a “sneaky little sausage” 😂
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This got a giggle out of me I’m sorry, she’s just so funny. Someone put Dakota Johnson in a comedy NOW
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Bought my Halloween costume today 🎃 🔪
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Replying to @SigmarsReturn
I’ve got chills (they’re multiplying)
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I want a mini series of all the monsters from Cabin in the Woods. Starting with, what the actual fuck is Kevin?
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