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andrew

@andrewdrafts

tall and dumb

 Queens, NY
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Joined April 2009
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manager pulling you aside for a conversation about your performance: “ceci n’est pas une pip”
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i cant believe they finally made a prequel
Image from no earthquake (cut his fingers) (@no_earthquake)
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Zohran owes us a bus from Bushwick to Astoria
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to catch a bus you have to think like a bus
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if Gilded Age ever gets canceled I hope they end the entire show with a flash forward of everyone boarding the Titanic
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james@jms_tny21 May 2025
white people 2 weeks after a decade straight of terrorizing their loved ones with an opiate addiction
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Stop being French just stop
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Maia@maiamindel7 Apr 2025
"we're reshoring domestic manufacturing"
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white lotus is just a three-season consequence of society yearning deeply for girls s3e7 beach house
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hm interesting…
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they should make a cigarette that cats can smoke…. i know they want to
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my dream DUI is driving a Saab through the Great British Bake Off tent
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oh to be lowered into a toaster with you, my bread slice wife
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i hated church as a child because the barefoot contessa aired at 10am on food network & even at 8 years old, i knew preparing an elegant arugula salad (with really good olive oil) for fabulous gay friends was much more important than god
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sharp objects was such a good show bc it understood that spending the day running errands with your mom and sister should be depicted as horror
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Sims loading screen advice lol
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If you date a person with a skill, they will do that skill in your house.
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your parents garage fridge takes the place of the deli when you're home and desire a fucked up beverage you've never heard of before
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help your friends stay mentally sharp by sending texts so riddled with typos they end up doing a little word puzzle
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POV Lana Del Rey poisons you and u pass out
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My favorite genre of tweet tonight: people who think they’re seeing the aurora in NYC but in fact are just seeing the lights from the Kosciuszko Bridge reflected in the clouds
A tweet that says “NYC aurora” with a photo of a faint purple light in a cloudy sky over some buildings

ALT A tweet that says “NYC aurora” with a photo of a faint purple light in a cloudy sky over some buildings

A tweet that says “Aurora in NYC! She’s peeking!!!” with the same purple light in the sky

ALT A tweet that says “Aurora in NYC! She’s peeking!!!” with the same purple light in the sky

A tweet that says: “We try again tomorrow, NYC 🙏 #aurora” with a photo that shows the same faint purple light in the distance

ALT A tweet that says: “We try again tomorrow, NYC 🙏 #aurora” with a photo that shows the same faint purple light in the distance

A tweet of the same light in a cloudy sky over the Queensboro Bridge with the text: “Midtown east. Manhattan. Lights and clouds, but it’s there. #aurora #solarstorm #nyc

ALT A tweet of the same light in a cloudy sky over the Queensboro Bridge with the text: “Midtown east. Manhattan. Lights and clouds, but it’s there. #aurora #solarstorm #nyc

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