she/her. chicago. screenwriter, playwright, podcast host, AFF 2023 pitch comp winner, breast cancer survivor. Rep: Logical Talent Management
Chicago, IL
Joined July 2020
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Andrea Berting retweeted
ALL OF CHICAGO NEEDS TO LOCK IN NOW. WE MUST MAKE A SACRIFICE TO LAKE MICHIGAN. PUT A ROSARY AROUND THE BEAN. PRAYER CIRCLE AT EVERY PORTILLOS IN THE CITY.
Pope Leo XIV has been diagnosed with lung cancer, the Vatican confirms.
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Important context: The cancer was detected at an early stage and was surgically removed. Doctors anticipate a very good prognosis for Pope Leo XIV’s recovery.
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Andrea Berting retweeted
Female-led PLANES, TRAINS AND AUTOMOBILES?
Horror is dominating. Which creates an equal & opposite demand for HOPE. For friendship. For a refreshing epiphany we long for everyday. That tight hug. That delayed conversation that releases the deluge. The crazy friend we all love…
So proud to announce that I just signed a shopping agreement for my road trip comedy feature BIG SKY COUNTRY with His Radness himself, the one and only @AshLazerWrites!
This one is going places :)
Andrea Berting retweeted
“I asked grok” “I asked chat gpt” well, I asked the Pope and he says you fucking suck
Andrea Berting retweeted
À CÔTÉ: A burned-out French executive and a disillusioned American filmmaker meet by chance in a NYC movie theater. One unexpected afternoon forces them to face the lives they’ve been performing — and something real they cannot allow themselves to keep.
#Screenpit #Dra #Fea #Spec
Andrea Berting retweeted
I was given my name by the Iroquois Nation many hundreds of years ago. By 1660 my name was printed on maps by the Europeans as they accepted the Native name which means Beautiful waters.
In 1867 the Canadian government decided to use my name for their providence.
Andrea Berting retweeted
Dolly Parton was the patron saint of good gays, who fall in love, adopt kids, and see beauty in everything.
Tim Curry was the patron saint of evil bisexuals like me, who love oil and grime, scary clowns, and communism.
Andrea Berting retweeted
lord above are you producing a musical what is going on up there get it together
Actor Tim Curry has died at 80, TMZ reports tmz.com/2026/08/26/tim-curry…
Andrea Berting retweeted
Tomorrow it will be especially difficult to tumble out of bed, stumble to the kitchen, and pour myself a cup of ambition
Andrea Berting retweeted
TODAY IS MY UNEARTH DAY! THE ANNIVERSARY OF THE DAY THEY FOUND ME IN THE GROUND!
CELEBRATE BY CREATING CHAOS IN A MIDWESTERN CITY. EAT RAW MEAT OUTSIDE. SCREAM AT PUBLIC ART. MAKE AN ENEMY OF A STATUE. BULLY A MAMMAL. SECRETLY BE TENDER. SCREAM AT A ROCK IN THE SKY!
Andrea Berting retweeted
We're experiencing this heatwave because the gates of hell have opened for Mitch McConnell.
