she/her. chicago. screenwriter, playwright, podcast host, AFF 2023 pitch comp winner, breast cancer survivor. Rep: Logical Talent Management
Chicago, IL
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Award-winning screenwriter, produced playwright, live theater professional, glitter enthusiast, breast cancer survivor.
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Tonight my friends celebrated their wedding at a retro bowling alley with immaculate vibes and a puppet served us ice cream bars
It was flawless
I love my friends and I love living in Chicago
Pretty wild to watch a movie in a theater and the name of a guy you cold queried and who is currently reading your screenplay flashes across the screen
What love language is it when you go to bed and realized your husband set out your weighted blanket for you without being asked because it’s Cold Weather Times 💜
I desperately want to write a Catholic horror movie but Midnight Mass is like, RIGHT THERE, you know?
(No plot ideas yet, just vibes, we’ll get there someday)
This got wayyyy more attention than I expected, what is happening??
I have learned tonight that Rice Chex is fortified with ~12.5mg of iron per serving and I will be relying on this from this day forward
This is getting a bit of attention for some reason so I feel like if I’m getting free advice I should also let people know that I have celiac disease and eat a strict gluten-free diet
Okay now help me please
I hope the man openly drinking a beer on the Belmont bus while playing with his loose (but well-behaved) ginger cat on the seat next to him has a great night
The Los Angeles mind cannot comprehend walking 2 miles home from dinner because it’s nice out (65 degrees and raining)
I'm dealing with low iron as well as some gastro issues, so my doc doesn't want to start me on a stomach-upsetting supplement, and is recommending I up my iron via food intake. After doing some research, respectfully, how the FUCK am I supposed to eat 18mg of iron a DAY??
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ALL OF CHICAGO NEEDS TO LOCK IN NOW. WE MUST MAKE A SACRIFICE TO LAKE MICHIGAN. PUT A ROSARY AROUND THE BEAN. PRAYER CIRCLE AT EVERY PORTILLOS IN THE CITY.
Pope Leo XIV has been diagnosed with lung cancer, the Vatican confirms.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Important context: The cancer was detected at an early stage and was surgically removed. Doctors anticipate a very good prognosis for Pope Leo XIV’s recovery.
cnn.com/2026/10/13/hea…
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Female-led PLANES, TRAINS AND AUTOMOBILES?
Horror is dominating. Which creates an equal & opposite demand for HOPE. For friendship. For a refreshing epiphany we long for everyday. That tight hug. That delayed conversation that releases the deluge. The crazy friend we all love…
So proud to announce that I just signed a shopping agreement for my road trip comedy feature BIG SKY COUNTRY with His Radness himself, the one and only @AshLazerWrites!
This one is going places :)
This is what my tarot deck had to say about the shopping agreement - seems promising to me!
So proud to announce that I just signed a shopping agreement for my road trip comedy feature BIG SKY COUNTRY with His Radness himself, the one and only @AshLazerWrites!
This one is going places :)
So proud to announce that I just signed a shopping agreement for my road trip comedy feature BIG SKY COUNTRY with His Radness himself, the one and only @AshLazerWrites!
This one is going places :)
I know this is deeply strange, especially for someone with my medical history, but I always find ultrasounds to be incredibly relaxing experiences
