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my life is perfect and I’ve never been sad!

New York, USA
Joined November 2011
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the reviews on nuuly are basic bitch mutual aid
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so afraid of commitment that all my clothes are rented cause what if I change my mind I don't want it to affect the kids
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Les Mis isn’t believable anymore because we all know Jean Valjean was not hitting his protein goals enough to be tossing men around like that
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Jean Valjean was suspiciously jacked for someone on a 19th century prison diet
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euromaxxing (living paycheck to paycheck with no prospect of upward mobility)
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just googled inferiority complex so im gonna need to take the day
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Hey you smug little shits April isn't over yet your life could still fall apart
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The only insults I will ever take seriously on twitter are from gay teenagers
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I too have been waiting for peplum to come back
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I’m still on Twitter, cuz I gave up my morals a long time ago!!!
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Staying on twitter to honor my inner child
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Turned 28 today and all of a sudden I feel called to deactivate twitter & love myself instead
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good morning i love new york city
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I'm millennial presenting because sorry I'm going to keep doing the cat eye liquid liner
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I am a friend to all cats, even the little mean ones. They have their reasons
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thank god i'm self centered instead of male centered
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The problem with gen x is they were under diagnosed, the problem with gen z is they are over diagnosed & the problem with millennials is the 2008 financial crisis
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I love talking to women it’s like being on The View
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I need to walk for 3 hours about this
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Nothing humbles you faster than someone befriending your mom on Facebook and sending you her posts.
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