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58 joralemon street
Joined July 2010
been really into taking .5s of ellie lately
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産まれたばかりの子猫にインタビュー。 持てる全ての力を振り絞って 「にゃー!」 と答えてくれた
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what are we even doing lmao
"one 25-year-old tells the BBC, adding, "also, I lift weights in the gym, so I don't want to snap a nail and waste money." But there are those who think the trend - or the way it's being discussed by some - belies something more sinister.” Spend $120 on nails or you’re classist?!
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i miss having cute nails but unfortunately my job means i cannot. c'est la vie — manicures are a vacation treat for me now
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how woke is ur favourite beatle
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there's a bit i love in the last season when he auditions for the musical and sheds all pretense of being elijah krantz and goes full andrew rannells. spellbinding
i think that throughout the entirety of girls andrew rannells delivers a genuinely perfect performance
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sexczema retweeted
hijab inspired secular accessorization
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wondering if my meal prep is for them
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god i bet it feels good as hell to be a fat bear chilling by the river
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smacks of sherlock season four conspiracizing.... delicious
when the deluxe reveals the entire showgirl era was a satire of american materialism. it’s the great gatsby, it’s hollywood by madonna, it’s cabaret (1972), it’s norman fucking rockwell, it’s robert altman-esque
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sexczema retweeted
made a september 23rd pride flag for bisexuals who listen to steely dan
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🎵Well, they got rid of masks at the lesbian bar last night, owner left for clown college, too🎵
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can't listen to born to run without freaking the fuck out
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you look like a wet dog with poor time management skills
Replying to @_uncle_gworl
explain to me how having wet hair is unprofessional or rude without saying it’s society norms
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olde english????
Robert Eggers is set to direct a new film adaptation of 'Romeo & Juliet' at Focus Features • It will feature actors speaking in Olde English • It's his next project after 'Werwulf' (via @THR)
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at work with a fresh pair of Odd Pants
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and you know what? it makes the best pumpkin pie
Your can of pumpkin puree is squash. Libby's grows and cans a tan, oblong variety from the butternut family and labels it 100% pure pumpkin. That's legal, and FDA has said so in writing since 1938. Their compliance guide tells canners the agency will not take action against the word pumpkin on anything made from golden fleshed, sweet squash. Pumpkin has no real botanical definition and it's a word for certain types of squash. The variety is called Dickinson, the same species as butternut, and Libby's grows it by the thousands of acres around its cannery in Morton, Illinois. Libby's makes about 85% of the canned pumpkin in the country and doesn't hide any of this. Nestle's own harvest release names the variety and says outright that pumpkin is a form of squash.
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No shade, but not bringing food and beverages places unless you know you can/have enough to share is something taught in preschool.
The problem with dismissing the pushback about bringing an iced coffee is that there are so many things we’re supposed to know that we get denied jobs over & many workplaces have their own unspoken rules. So the iced coffee is an example of frustration w/ this system
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