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RIP amb twitter 2006-2024 i'm over on 🦋: https://xitter.cf/t.co/noEJYWgH1P

Joined April 2007
I can’t tell if we’re gonna flip Texas or if we’re all gonna die
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trying to give joe an adderall through the tv
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Cops regularly ‘canvass’ on the job, and it’s probably extremely effective. Friend in SF had a homeless guy break into his building’s lobby and piss everywhere, the cops came in time to arrest him, but then told them “because of the DA” there was no point in holding him.
One thing I learned in my neighborhood board meeting last night is that MPD officers are recommending The Fall of Minneapolis - the pro-Chauvin, far-right propaganda film - to resident organizations as "the real story" of what happened after George Floyd died.
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The entitlement that NJ people have over NYC doing congestion pricing is nuts. Very clear illustration of how people in suburbs believe the city exists to serve them, as some kind of drive through service.
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I will never, ever in this lifetime get over the DOE releasing a graphic urging student debtors not to commit suicide 3 days before SCOTUS ruled against them. Truly the darkest time for humanity.
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the whole "we were promised flying cars" thing except with teen me watching "The Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind" a bunch
we had rock-bottom interest rates for years and yet nobody invented a technology to speedrun grief
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Fuck southwest sure, but not gonna lie not a huge fan of how airline snafus are treated like this massive unforgivable error on Real Americans by media and politicians as opposed to shit like local transit cuts or fuck ups which impact far more people and happen all the time.
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Americans will go on vacation to a place that isn’t a car sewer, walk and take public transit for 8-12 hrs. a day, notice a change in their health, and attribute it to “they must not have the Illuminati chemicals here”
Friend just texted me that he went to Europe for 2 weeks, drank like an animal, ate whatever he wanted and lost 10 lbs. Europe proves you can be a degenerate and still be healthy…there’s something destroying our metabolism in the USA.
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All this World Cup kit discourse is burying the lede that we’re producing way too many shirts every season; and it’s becoming ⚽️ fast fashion. – at Hilton Head Island, SC
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This “argument” - basically: it can’t be fascism if it’s supported by more than just a few irrelevant fringe figures - is not only historically illiterate, but also indicative of how pervasive the dogma of white innocence is, how severely it distorts the discourse.
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