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Amanda

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unemployed in Greenland

Joined July 2012
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@JoJoFromJerz3 Mar 2025
This cartoon has never been more accurate than it is now.
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If your Christianity causes you to be offended by someone asking the most powerful person in the country to be merciful towards the powerless, then you have deeply, deeply misunderstood the teachings of Jesus Christ.
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We oppose any immigrant mass deportation plan - Vatican News: vaticannews.va/en/church/new…
Cardinal Cupich: We oppose any immigrant mass deportation plan - Vatican News

Cardinal Cupich: We oppose any immigrant mass deportation plan - Vatican News

Cardinal Cupich addresses reports of potential planned mass deportations targeting undocumented people in the Chicago area and reiterates the Catholic ...

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Today I told the "why is six afraid of seven" joke to a class of first graders who had either never heard it, or just suddenly understood it. Three kids literally fell out of their chairs and rolled on the floor. Apex moment, never topping it. – at Alliance, OH
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me and my bestie telepathically saying the nastiest things about everyone
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I'm about to re-enact National Treasure...
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m@msnetiker9 Dec 2024
I did know Luigi.. that is, our paths did cross.. at school….
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me to kermit the frog whenever i watch the muppet movie
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@Super70sSports6 Dec 2024
Play that banjo, you delightful storytelling son of a bitch.
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After a rewatch I can confirm that my Wicked hot take is they butchered the momentum in "Defying Gravity" by splitting it into seventeen fragments
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Loved the homage to these weirdos
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very difficult being a full grown adult with a terrible fear of being β€œin trouble”
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i still think about this 10yr old post a lot
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what’s incredible is that the Puerto Rico line arguably was like, maybe, the fourth most racist thing in the rally
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The Archbishop of Puerto Rico formally rebukes Donald Trump, demanding that he personally apologize: β€œIt is not sufficient for your campaign to apologize. It is important that you, personally, apologize for these comments.”
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The last time there was an "America First" rally at Madison Square Garden, in 1939:
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Stevie Nicks in Rolling Stone about the Stereophonic brouhaha
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Nativity season is upon us! My son has been cast as a wise man. My daughter, on the otherhand -
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