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If your boyfriend is voting blue tomorrow, you need to tell him it’s time for both of you to see other men.
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More than anything, high-earning men want to know
• you like them for them
• you'll do right by them
• their money is lovely but only a lovely result of you *actually* liking them
Gold diggers fail at this so loudly & hard 😅
Try dating men you *like* instead of bragging, silly goose
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If you’re a male over 6 feet tall, physically attractive, have a drug and alcohol problem, are unemployed, and have absolutely zero motivation to do anything productive with your life, I just wanted to congratulate you.
You have officially achieved the highest sexual market value of any man in the modern dating marketplace.
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unpopular opinion : car insurance needs to be paid back at the end of the year if you didn’t get into an accident
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Shout out to my man for whistleblowing 🤣
Soho House venue under investigation for food safety bbc.in/4xTIH6H
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Social media be making you think she's out of your league, whole time she a bum.
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When you see the sexy 35+ gal alone at the bar sipping her drink I know it may be tempting to hit on her but don’t there is a reason she is alone at the bar at her age.
That bitch is psychotic.
Go hit on a sweet 20 year old gal using her fake Id to get in.
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oven doesn't work in our Airbnb and my wife can't understand why i don't ask the host to fix it 😂😂
female brain can't comprehend just letting shit be and not getting sucked into days of retarded oven repair logistics while i'm on vacation lol
don't use oven. problem fixed
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“We love Pakistan”, says US Vice President JD Vance following his meeting with the Pakistani delegation here at Burgenstock.
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really excited to purchase petroleum products from saudi aramco as a result of world cup advertising
























