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πŸ“LA-BASED actor/writer/comedian. Spunky Italian Jew bisexual goddess with a heart of gold & an ass of silver πŸ₯ˆπŸ‘πŸ˜Œ she/her

Los Angeles, CA
Joined March 2010
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β€œI voted for him for cheap groceries”
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early results are in!
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if u have tinted windows you think you’re in GTA
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i don’t see β€œmale” and β€œfemale” i see β€œtroy” and β€œgabriella”
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this has been me………… don’t recommend
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playing diner dash live rn (intensely beating my own score at my thankless restaurant job)
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Wearing a kitten heel and buying a low carb protein bar πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
Ron DeSantis shopping for snacks at a Casey’s. He bought a Quest bar.
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every twink/bear couple in LA:
in a world full of Sam Smiths be a Jason Aldean
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do you think amy and annie ever explored each other's bodies
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every time I see someone running I’m like omg are they okay until I realize they are just exercising
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Aritzia makes clothes for girls who are REALLY excited to get engaged
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happy pride month
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i'm so serious right now I wish I had a hacker friend to get me all expansion packs of the sims 4
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