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Joined October 2021
She had no idea she was gonna flourish despite the struggle
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If I saw an alien right now I wouldn’t give one single fuck
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i wanna change the sheets but he won’t get up
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I cant stop daydreaming about a life where I have nothing going on so I can get 25-30k steps everyday
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It probably feels good as fuck to have a Ford super duty pickup truck and a new build house in the suburbs and a costco membership and to have literally nothing to live for
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When you’ve beaten the dead horse so many times that you’re too embarrassed to bring it up again to even your most understanding friend
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When you’re chopping it upppp with a 19 year old girl and tell her you’re actually 25 and she’s like ohhhhhh😭😭😭
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When you get so scared of the vape you have to throw it away
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well i hope i was your favorite crime...
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I just bought a 10:30pm ticket for YCSE and as soon as I paid I remembered this is 3 hours long
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For the good of Florida and the world Miami Dade county needs to be purged from existence
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The easiest $200 come up in life is when I tell my parents I had noodles for dinner. They act like they got shot when they hear this
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is there ever a situation where you can trust a man like actually 😭😭😭😭😭
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We’re bringing back the Fendi monster charm
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her mind…
I used to brew a first round of coffee just to use that coffee as the water to brew for the real coffee. Then I would take a freezing cold shower and 20mg of adderall. Then I would study for 28 hours straight omg I need her back so bad right now
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