@alisaskyeagle

Copywriter. Word Nerd. Grammar Nazi. Idea machine. I'm a quixotic idealist out to fight normal in favor of weird.

 Houston, TX
Joined April 2009
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Baby’s first @Whataburger. 💖 He’s already a big fan!
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Nobody will probably see this. But what kills me most about the #TrumpAssasinationAttempt is it was committed by a 20 yr old. That’s so YOUNG. They’re supposed to be our hope for the future, not the nail in the coffin. Hate may sell, but #hopesellsbetter. @JoeBiden @ewarren
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How bout it, @JesseBWatters, which one of these items are you buying me off my Throne wishlist? The derpy animal pillow? One of the "demon statues"? Maybe the frog costume? I can't truly have big gremlin energy without the frog costume. 👉 throne.com/leppely
𝑳𝒆𝒑𝒑𝒆𝒍𝒚 🦇@LeppelyPlus8 May 2024
So Fox News went through my @official_throne wishlist. Think they'll gift me anything? 😂
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Finished watching the @KXAN_News #TexasGovDebate with the real-time focus group reactions. @BetoORourke is right. @GregAbbott_TX is taking voters for granted. We Texans agree on a lot more than he thinks. #TexasIsCentrist
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Truth by Texas@TruthxTexas30 Sep 2022
Democrat Beto O'Rourke held 70 *Public* Town Halls all across our state. Our Republican Gov Greg Abbott seems genuinely afraid to talk with Texans. #TXGovDebate
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Fabien Levy@Fabien_Levy1 Oct 2022
.@GregAbbott_TX, not only did our office call you about this, but we followed up via email. Always keep the receipts, folks! #TXGovDebate (Redacted the names because the inquiries should be directed at @GovAbbott and not staffers.) Time for a followup, @utrgv!
The Recount
@therecount1 Oct 2022
During his debate with Democrat Beto O'Rourke, Gov. Greg Abbott (R-TX) denies that he hasn’t coordinated with other cities when bussing migrants, saying NYC Mayor Eric Adams (D) “has never called my office.” Adams has said otherwise.

Abbott Denies He Hasn’t Coordinated Migrant Bussing w/Dem Localities

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Ok who are all these heartless alleged “independents” reacting to the #TXGovDebate that don’t want to raise teacher salaries?!
Both candidates were invited to the @KXAN_News stage after the debate to address any leftover issues. @BetoORourke showed up. @GregAbbott_TX didn’t. That tells me all I need to know. #TXGovDebate
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Damian Morphay@magellan791 Oct 2022
Abbot wants to keep Texas #1 all right. #TxGovDebate
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Our #GISH team lost one of our own in Feb, and since it’s all been downhill from there, we’re convinced she was the single bright spot holding together the universe. RIP @_Buffy_Rat_ 💖 #TheAbsenceOfPresence for you is felt very deeply. @GISH @KansasBand youtu.be/d6h61IbCCLk
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#GISHWHES Capture the flag coordinates for #LucysRocketTennants in #KellerTx are (32.9241813, -97.2467705). #capturetheflag #GISH2020 #GISHNORTHTX
#Cakeworthy #HocusPocus #NewProfilePic
Please help us advocate to #FIXSB472. This is money I’ve worked hard for. I know you’re trying to help, but SB 472 hurts me more than it helps. I know best what to do with the money that I’ve earned. Access should be 100% of the time. @Western_Center @prosperitynow #CA
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Pauley Perrette@PauleyP25 Jun 2018
"Do you have someone who cleans your house?" ME: Nope. "So you clean your own house?" ME: Nope
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Many thanks to @TigNotaro for introducing me to the @Indigo_Girls! Oh, also, you’re new special is funny, btw. 😜👍
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Bishop Michael Curry causing a stir at the #RoyalWedding2018 is EVERYTHING. First guy was putting me to sleep. Curry made me sit up and go “Dang! It’s time to get my butt to CHURCH!”
Finally figured out what @matthewmercer 's Pumat Sol reminds me of! Ryan Styles' impersonation of John Wayne on @cwwhoseline! #Critters #CriticalRole @GeekandSundry m.youtube.com/watch?v=HXafU6…
The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge are very pleased to share two photographs of Princess Charlotte at Kensington Palace this morning.
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Tap and open the URL to win great rewards for you and me in @FarmVille2! #farmrewards app.adjust.com/vljh4m_25shc4…
Let’s earn rewards in @Farmville2! Follow the URL to win! #farmrewards app.adjust.com/vljh4m_25shc4…
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