Furniture maker, problem solver https://xitter.cf/t.co/9IJEh2GqRG

Knoxville, TN
Joined April 2008
Amazing! Glad you were able to be there.
It was so bright that everyone out here has it imprinted in our vision. We are just mashing buttons on our phones blindly
For sure
Replying to @alexjaynes
Agree, however my contention is that actors from outside the region would better serve the principle of suspension-of-disbelief by leaving them all to the imagination.
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In the same way that there is no one British accent, there is no one southern accent.
If you’re acting in a production set in the deep south, and you are not originally from the deep south, for the love of god just skip the accent and play it flat instead. You can’t do it. No matter who you are, or how good you think it is, your southern accent is absurdly bad.
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Wooder in the Court #JJHoCaseName
#JJHo listeners: Want to help us name a case? Reply with your suggestion and use the tag #JJHoCaseName! A Philly man insists that his wife pronounce certain words with the proper Philadelphia accent. Their daughter wants him to stop!
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I’m busy helping them clear out bad baked egg dish recipes. You know, their non grata frittata errata.
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Woohoo! Congratulations!
WE WON A WHITING! @ElectricLit is “indispensable” and “a map charting literature’s course." 🔥 Feeling proud & lucky to've been a part of this team for 7 years. Props to exec director @HalimahMarcus, EIC @TheDenneMichele, & managing ed @anarasong, & congrats to the other honorees
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Thanks for the write up. It sounds like a great exhibition, and I look forward to seeing it.
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Congrats on the van! What model?
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My yearly tweet. Wordle 209 3/6 ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
With regards to the discussion @siracusa and @hotdogsladies had on @RecDiffs about three legged things not wobbling, I submit this chair I made based on the traditional welsh stick chair form.
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When someone tells me “There’s no rush. Just whenever you get around to it.” Hahaha. Oh, I will never get around to it.
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I keep adding to my list of potential ideas of things I want to create. So many awesome things to build! My list of ideas I’ve actually executed on is like “oh hai, remember me?” Yes, yes. I’m getting to that. But this new idea…
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Library fines are the only bills I look forward to paying
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I’m from Tennessee, and I say “you all” instead of “y’all” because I want people to know I am fancy. – at Knoxville, TN
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Alex Jaynes retweeted
Toddler wielding empty sippy cup just turned down milk AND juice, and demanded it be filled with...soy sauce. Child, I have never understood you more.
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Alex Jaynes retweeted
The stories coming out of Texas tonight are horrifying and not getting enough attention. Hospitals (including Dell Children’s in Austin) without water and turning away patients, Dell possibly closing completely. People feel completely abandoned. And they have been.
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Alex Jaynes retweeted
2021: hey! Trump tapes vaccine disaster bean dad Me: new year who dis 2021: got your number from 2020
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god I love this little freak we made
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