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Most recent private commission. More pics in the thread.
Anniversary
22” x 33.5”
Basswood, paint, pastel
Since the internet is being dismantled you should go ahead and place a commission for a large solid wood filing cabinet, flat file, and/or card catalogue. I’ll take a well sealed 55 gallon drum of rice or other grain as a non-refundable design deposit.
If I was god I would smite anyone who moved my leaves
Am I the only one who thinks it’s insane that we allow two stroke engine leaf blowers to operate in residential areas? Why do so many otherwise sensible people not recognize the extreme externality of that noise? On some of the most beautiful days of the year it’s practically impossible to be outside without exposure to 75-80db of droning noise.
Incredible decision to cast a woman for Aslan’s voice in the new Narnia film—so much free publicity from halfwits losing their minds
It is amazing to watch right wing fake media grifters go apoplectic (or pretend to) over a guy who is basically a 2026 lib Opie Taylor
This is an act of psychological warfare
Fort Hood shooter's execution by firing squad will be livestreamed, Pentagon says bbc.in/4ibyEVT
It’s “super” for an amazing reason
North Carolina man sentenced to 18 months in prison for super intelligence-assisted music streaming fraud justice.gov/usao-sdny/pr/nor…
The rhetoric here is a type of whining
The statue of Prometheus is finally finished.
It was cast in Paris, crossed the Atlantic, and was assembled at Starbase. It took us 100 days to go from nothing to this.
People of the West, we have lived through an era devoid of dreams, devoid of destiny.
But the time has come to reclaim our dream of antiquity.
In a few months, we will start building a new city. It will be the most magnificent city in all of history.
After all, the great dream of the West has always been to rebuild Rome.
Come walk beside us in this endeavor. The world is waiting.
From the shop bro group chat. Carbide blade inserts for helical planer. Top pack bought one year ago.
This administration is asking the tough questions, such as “What if Jesus was actually a little hasty in rejecting Satan’s offer of worldly power?”
In one sense a system is a system, and if you learn it and it works, fine. Otoh, hard to think of a more confusing instrument to view through the lense of set theory than the guitar. Then again, Stanley Jordan is an alien, so
I witnessed some pretty heinous violence online today: A hobbyist woodworker made a copy of a Donald Judd dining table and added carriage bolts to it.
Tangent to this - there is a line most people eventually cross as a woodworker where you stop getting excited about rare exotics or woods with flashy figure, but old growth domestics become literal porn
Backrooms was fun, but made me want to see a good adaptation of House of Leaves. Maybe give it to Gaspar Noé, or Luca Guadagnino.
The insidious/tedious thing is that the extreme flip-flop is so often l seen as imbuing these people with some kind of special credibility
