@albertinho

Pop culture addict, lefty pinko, Crohn's haver-er, toy hoarder. As seen in several places with bad opinions. Thoughts are nobody's, ever. He/Him.

 Sydney, Australia
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Joined January 2009
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I have to say, my mental health has improved greatly during all of this, thanks to one simple trick: logging onto this website once a day, seeing which human dildo-nunchucks said or did something fucked today, retweeting some stuff I agree with, then logging right the fuck off.
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Pulp Librarian
@PulpLibrarianOct 5
Postman Pat in Japanese. Very relaxing...
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Zito@_ZeetsOct 4
Unforgivable shit
Nick Harris@sportingintelOct 3
The human cost of reporting on Man City’s cheating for 15 years. It’s on the Mail website today and will be in the MoS paper tomorrow (Sunday) but they backed my reporting 100%. That reporting continues on my Substack. Google it for details. dailymail.com/sport/football…

NICK HARRIS: The truth about all the ugly tactics Man City used on me

It's 2020 and I'm sat at a hospice window. Behind it, paralysed due to terminal brain cancer is my wife Helen. My phone rings: 'Your address has just been posted on Twitter by a City fan, making...

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@emkenobiSep 29
rape apologist @mtracey is trying to dox the victim and share her personal information because he is angry that she called out the men who raped her and is trying to get justice. Please report this piece of shit.
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Jeremy Kaplowitz@jeremysmilesOct 1
it's hard for me to watch the Ted prequel because i actually auditioned to play "young Mark Wahlberg" but i went for accuracy and the casting director said i was too violently racist
lacri@lacrisunSep 30
im sad that we’re never getting another moment like this ever again 💔
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bel@BACKSEATLlVESep 29
so funny how all the gay people in australia are like this is the greatest lineup of all time and the straight people think it is shit from the ass
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jackson langford@jacksonlangfordSep 29
i truly would venture to say this is the best australian festival lineup this side of 2020
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Jasmine@_jasminepetrouSep 26
Not even a day and the trolling has gone into international games. Game‘s never been so back
(fan) Ezri
@OnlyEzriSep 26
Lukaku to Donnarumma at full-time: "Tell your club Man City they owe me 2 premier league trophies at full-time xitter.cf/topcee_clips/status/21…
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Oz Katerji
@OzKaterjiSep 25
Fabrizio Romano not even acknowledging the Man City verdict and instead firing off tweets about Harry rKane’s Ballon d’Or is like watching Glenn Greenwald’s timeline on January 6th
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kat@_catfightSep 25
Cuando compras celu nuevo y empezas a probar los ringtones
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#OneAfrica™️@ousman_10Sep 25
When they interview Maresca about the charges
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⛷️@stokaljonaSep 25
This is how half of the Man City fans on here are sounding ffs
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MwepuMagic@MwepuMagicSep 25
The Premier League waiting for Enzo Fernandez to join Man City before announcing their charges so he gets relegated 😂😂
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani
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jennine
@jennineakSep 25
a zionist threw a stapler at a coworker for the most innocuous comment re: ed sheeran
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You will never, in a million years, guess who this guy is referring to in this reply.
Manxpie@manxpie86Sep 12
Replying to @amybobbles
Don't know but terrible things will come out about him one day I reckon
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deji ©️@sho_dejiSep 12
Some rival fans are just weird man How people can be this parasocial is beyond me
Manxpie@manxpie86Sep 12
Replying to @amybobbles
Don't know but terrible things will come out about him one day I reckon
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Meesh Hell@waziotSep 7
My apology video to the Harry potter fandom :( Plz share to spread awareness ✌🏻🫶🏻
Meesh Hell@waziotSep 3
I mean this with only love in my heart if you give even a crumb of a fuck about this and you’re over the age of 25 you gotta kiII yourself
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pearll 🪸🪼@umbrimeaSep 1
tw // sydney , nsfw ?? - - - sorry but how THE FUCK is this okay
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TONY is a pretty great movie, that is ruined by the sad realisation that Matt Johnson completely Surf Dracula'd Anthony Bourdain.
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john@0bungl3rAug 14
It's well-known that Will Smith turned down The Matrix to star in Wild Wild West but I have a crank theory, supported by nothing, that it's because they wouldn't let him release a Matrix rap single
M. Night Famalam@Rory_Breaker_Aug 8
This is one of the worst songs ever made.
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