@albedoa

this is all in my book

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anything that can go wrong while trying to incorporate a shredded cabbage salad into a traditional Irish dinner will go wrong. Murphy slaw
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Corey Glynn retweeted
Gregory Travis
@greg_travis8h
Man who works remotely and enjoys it very much would like you to know that remote work is a cancer and you should get back to your cubicle at the insurance company
Matthew Yglesias
@mattyglesias9h
My strongest “vibes not evidence” belief is that remote work is a cancer that’s making (most) people miserable even though it seems better in the short term.
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lmfaoooooo
Liza Libes
@pensandpoisonOct 17
These two passages depict the same subject matter in an identical style. One is from Fifty Shades of Grey. The other is from Sally Rooney’s Normal People. I bet you can't even tell which is which. If we have the sensibility to dismiss one as a trashy romance novel, then why do we continue to celebrate the other as serious literature?
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not at all how language works. like not even close lol
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Replying to @SKress7514
what
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altruistically buying up properties
The okayest poster there is@ok_post_guyOct 15
I don't actually think landlords are greedy, and conceding that is actually a big part of the problem
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"go blue" these people vote lol
Red One🏳️‍⚧️@red0neharvestOct 15
Replying to @LinkofSunshine
Predicting florida would go blue was a comical miss
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why won't the socialist mayor allow me to abuse my horse (who i love btw)
Corey Glynn@albedoaOct 15
won't the socialist mayor think of the animal abusers
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what a fucking loser
Corey Glynn@albedoaOct 15
won't the socialist mayor think of the animal abusers
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won't the socialist mayor think of the animal abusers
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whoops why did you go private @MacabreSpillway
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this dude is absolutely going to post a "i was joking, actually" tweet when his wife breaks down in tears and begs out of embarrassment lol
Marty Snyder@Marty084Oct 14
Dumb takes for 100 Alex. But maybe because my family was impacted. Ill still take the elevator
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very funny whenever a policy receives universal support except for one guy who is like "who wanted this??"
Matt Cover@MattCoverOct 13
Why? This is one of the few genuinely charming things about NYC. I mean, of course the commie mayor wants to ban it but come on!
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starving my children to own the libs
Grace@singinghomewardOct 13
The worst part is that we actually qualify for SNAP (cutoff in OH is 88k???), but because we have an ounce of self-respect, we get to drown in inflation trying to obtain what lazy scammers are using govt subsidies to buy. At what point are we just stupid for not taking the money?
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ah, he was just pretending to be stupid
Vaughn Fry
@VaughnFryOct 13
Replying to @VaughnFry
I have upset Roller Coaster Twitter. You don’t want to upset Roller Coaster Twitter. I am impartial on coasters having had a blast with the last I rode in 2003. I simply don’t trust this restraint compared to an over the shoulder harness.
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Jake
@JustJakeOct 12
People haven’t yet realized it yet But driving is, in fact, “solved”
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we need Jorge Luis Borges to have taken an intro to linguistics course
Imar Koutchoukali 🇪🇪🇳🇱🇪🇺@koutchoukalimarOct 12
"English is both a Germanic and Latin language" once again begging to make intro to linguistics obligatory in every high school
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this is about a man who jumped into a tiger enclosure
Tim (totally unremarkable and officially stubborn)@forwardnotbackOct 12
Replying to @flowergirl_lon
It is also absolutely possible that he lived a happy life in the community without requiring support
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Corey Glynn retweeted
A24
@A2415 Sep 2013
What's gonna happen to white people when Breaking Bad is over?
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everyone is rightfully making fun of this lady but people beg AI to agree with them all the time, just not as publicly, and not always MAGA. it's frightening to see
Mary Talley Bowden MD
@MaryBowdenMDOct 11
Replying to @grok @StollerDav
Can you please admit that UT puts international students over Texas students?
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Texas law requires UT Austin to reserve at least 90% of first-year seats for Texas residents. Fall 2025 data for the 9,900-student class shows Texas residents admitted at 35.9% versus 7.9% for international applicants per the university Common Data Set. collegetransitions.com/blog/the-unive… stratiaadmissions.com/colleges/unive… reports.utexas.edu/common-data-set news.utexas.edu/2025/09/18/ut-…
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don't delete your tweets @BriannaWu
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