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Al Vimh

@al_vimh

Non-corporeal, malevolent entity. Dislikes things on a semi-professional basis. Grunt Hunter!

 Scotland, Phil. Scotland.
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Joined December 2009
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And None Were Found - The World According To Al Vimh

Dear reader, allow me to spin you a tale of mystery, suspense and intrigue. A tale which may chill the bones and quicken the heart. A true story, of course*. Are you sitting comfortably? Then I shall...

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Another lacklustre effort from Enid Blyton.
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The Exorcist is on Prime, I think...
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The best Halloween films suitable for children and where to watch them trib.al/S3YzyCv
The best Halloween films suitable for children and where to watch them

The best Halloween films suitable for children and where to watch them

Here are all the best kid's Halloween movies and where to watch them.

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If you'd possibly be able to help me, y'know, continue living... Ko-fi.com/alvimh Life is a bastard coated bastard with a chewy bastard filling. With shite sprinkles.
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Going back through the @AEPodcast Reading Ranch review of Bret Hart's biography. Laughing myself silly as I lay in bed wincing because of all the broken parts of my decaying husk. Brilliant stuff. Sub to their Patreon, you blaggards!
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The storm is currently beating the crap out of my town, so it's a perfect day to stay inside and get some housework done*, work on projects** and generally be productive*** * - Watch IT ** - Watch IT: Chapter Two *** - Worry about life and sink slowly into utter despair
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Reminder that if you tip me any amount on ko-fi, you can ask me to write a scandalous lie about you and publish it below! Or you can just tip me because you're in a position to do so and life is hard. Or perhaps you desire a secret third thing? ko-fi.com/samwhytebluesky
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The one and ONLY time. Treguard's advice is not to be taken lightly.
Knightmare (@KnightmareUK) profile pictureKnightmare@KnightmareUKOct 25
This weekend is the one time when you can ignore Treguard's advice. #ClocksGoBack
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This weekend is the one time when you can ignore Treguard's advice. #ClocksGoBack
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Could it be, perhaps, perchance, maybe, just maybe...that children with disabilities don't lose them like baby teeth? I've been what Tories would call a "worthless cripple" since birth and only gotten worse. Could it be that, Helen? Cretin.
Helen Whately MP (@Helen_Whately) profile pictureHelen Whately MP
@Helen_WhatelyOct 17
Look at this chart 👇 Many if not most of the children on DLA will go onto PIP. Around half of children who get DLA become NEETs. There’s a clear path from child DLA to PIP to a lifetime on benefits. We must change this.
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I'm a double amputee. I recieve 3,600 a year in PIP @Helen_Whately receives *39,000* a year in housing. If our Hels wants to cut down the welfare bill I've an idea where she should start...
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@Helen_WhatelyOct 17
Look at this chart 👇 Many if not most of the children on DLA will go onto PIP. Around half of children who get DLA become NEETs. There’s a clear path from child DLA to PIP to a lifetime on benefits. We must change this.
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Grab your loincloth and ride your death machine! MST3K: The RiffTrax Experiments - Deathsport is here! rifftrax.com/mst3k-the-rifft…
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Trying to balance bills and make Christmas happen has made me physically nauseous tonight. Why is life such a kick to the balls and taint? If you can help...loathe asking...but please do Ko-fi.com/alvimh
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SPELLCASTING! G-E-T-H-Y-P-E GET HYPE Y'ALLLLLLL!!!!
Knightmare: The Game (@knightmarequest) profile pictureKnightmare: The Game@knightmarequestOct 23
KNIGHTMARE IS BACK! An official point-and click adventure game based on the classic TV series - with actors from the original show. Coming 2027. But just remember - it's only a game...isn't it?
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My goal is "some money"
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Drop your Ko-fi goal below and we'll help one creator reach 100%! 🌟
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OH BROTHER!
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🔥SMACKDOWN CRAWL 138🔥 It’s another historic episode as D’von finds his faith, Maven finds a drink and we all find ourselves forced to watch a sex pest receive a dance! 2002, baby!!! ✨Out now for $5 backers✨
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🔥SMACKDOWN CRAWL 138🔥 It’s another historic episode as D’von finds his faith, Maven finds a drink and we all find ourselves forced to watch a sex pest receive a dance! 2002, baby!!! ✨Out now for $5 backers✨
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What. The. Fuck?!
Metro (@MetroUK) profile pictureMetro@MetroUKOct 8
You will be able to watch Fort Hood killer be executed by firing squad on a livestream, Pentagon says trib.al/y47SB6e
US to livestream firing squad execution of Fort Hood killer from same base

US to livestream firing squad execution of Fort Hood killer from same base

'People need to understand that there are serious consequences for these types of things.'

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Donald Trump presents Elon Musk with the highly coveted 'Ket-Addled Nazi Dipshit Of The Year' award.
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Tonight's insomnia listening. Bloody amazing series.
Attitude Era Podcast (@AEPodcast) profile pictureAttitude Era Podcast@AEPodcastSep 29
🩷HITMAN - Book Report 🖤 🖤Part 13! 🩷 Fresh off of losing the title, Bret wonders what life is like in WCW and what life would be like if he told Hulk Hogan to go FUCK HIMSELF ✨Out now for $5 backers!✨
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