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Opie

@akraut

Info Security Geek, Gentoo Maestro, DJ, Emergency Manager, Granola Lover AKA @akraut@mastodon.sdf.org https://xitter.cf/t.co/Qofvy96Gk1 https://xitter.cf/t.co/iPl6XkeXRx

 San Francisco, CA US
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Joined July 2006
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.@Tubi You're telling on yourself.
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Ok, when did this happen? And why?
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.@ChooseMuse I know it's hard, but since it's been over 3 months, could you maybe respond to my support ticket? #00385900 Also, maybe reply to the emails I've been sending instead of getting called out in public?
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Dearest @Dyson if it's not too much trouble, could you ask your application developers to stop sending test messages out to everyone with the app installed?
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Fun statistic: in the last 11 months, the number of times @FedEx delivered a package on the day their own systems predicted was 0 out about 60. It's astounding that they try to predict a 2-4 hour time window when they can't manage to land anytime during that day.
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Ever wonder how the default seccomp profile is different/changed across Docker vs Podman vs containerd? I didn't think this table was right, had to check this 3 times. Join me @qc_con and you'll see it gets worse before it gets worse.
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.@Shopify Someone created a shopify store using my email address. Your support channels provide no way for me to address this.
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.@Uber at LAS drivers must text a stall number to their riders. Your translation algorithm is translating stall numbers. My driver texted 'E5', I got 'i5'.
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I use Log4shell canaries in my passwords and I have one per website. It’s been crazy interesting the sites that I have gotten pings for and where the pings are from. I think it’s cool. It would be a fun talk to put together and a good story to tell but not useful…
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@d0tslash1 Jul 2025
Replying to @mubix
do it!
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New addition to my obscure book club.
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Turo needs a checkbox for “I will not engage in acts of terrorism with this vehicle during this rental” to solve these problems.
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Glad to see that @amazon is continuing their steady progress toward worst retailer in the whole of human history.
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Dear @Tesla, this prank where FSD slams on the brakes for green lights and parked cars is hilarious but can we go back to a software that drives without the tendency to cause life threatening hazards on the road?
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I remember when @FedEx statuses used to go "Picked up" -> "On the way" -> "Out for Delivery" -> "Delivered". But they seem to have added a new step right before "Out for Delivery": every package now goes through "We're running late" for several days before it's "Out for Delivery"
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Another day, another reverse-proxy serving up stolen keys to hijacked #LLM infrastructure for the purpose of roleplaying. --Stats for this one-- Uptime: 4 days'ish Prompts: 154k @OpenAI keys: 98 @googlecloud keys: 25 @MistralAI keys: 3 @Azure keys: 5
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🕵️‍♂️ LLMJacking for illicit roleplay 🕵️‍♂️ - GenAI infrastructure has quickly risen as a target for attackers - With full prompt logging enabled, Permiso got a peek into what the hijacked models are being used for - Spoiler: All for roleplaying of an illicit nature *link in thread
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Ah yes, the rare annual east-west migration of the iPhones from their birth place of Shenzen to the Americas. Nature is beautiful – at East Region, Singapore
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@sdw18 Sep 2024
FlightAware has a page up tracking the UPS planes loaded with iPhones heading to the US for Friday’s launch. Assuming roughly 300,000 iPhones fit a 747-8F, just one group planes near Alaska was hauling $2,330,200,000 ($2.3 billion) worth of iPhones this morning.
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permiso.io/blog/introducing-… github.com/Permiso-io-tools/…
Introducing YetiHunter: An open-source tool to detect and hunt for suspicious activity in Snowflake

Introducing YetiHunter: An open-source tool to detect and hunt for suspicious activity in Snowflake

YetiHunter is an open source tool that combines the indicators that Snowflake, Mandiant, DataDog and Permiso have into one easy to run script to detect and hunt for suspicious activity in Snowflake.

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🚨 Introducing YetiHunter! 🚨 After assisting clients with #Snowflake investigations, the @permisosecurity team created a utility that queries known indicators from recent attacks on Snowflake customers. 🔍 🔗 Tool & blog link in the comments!
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