@aidanskye

the misadventures of a shit-talker. they/them.

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Joined March 2009
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Kids Write Jokes@KidsWriteJokesSep 21
why does the crow laugh beacause they are mad ha ha ha I am also mad
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𝖓𝖎𝖈@missNgrungeSep 14
best time to reach me is when i’m at work. don’t bother me when i’m at home
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Debbie Downer@ANGELBABYBITTYSep 4
just deleted ur birth chart… U lost me babe
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Eastghost@eastblessedAug 15
It’s annoying when people take LSD and want to watch a film like Samsara or Fantastic Planet, you gotta watch Love Island. That’s where the meat is. That’s the human condition.
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angel@angelshitAug 8
Everything is expensive but there is Beach
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hey girl how did your choices go
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@desssznJul 30
so sexy of me to keep going
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vicky ☕@a24victoireJul 31
August is going to feel like this
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g@34rthsJul 30
I have to be the thing that fixes me
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zofia@in_limbo222Jul 19
6h on a train, I figured out everything. I am not afraid to die anymore.
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veil@curseveilJul 17
yes baby i think it’s sexy that you call me bro
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chuddington@boycommmaJul 18
they call me profen because i be
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𓃠@bitchas_sJul 18
asked the bartender last night if he could make a mojito and he said “is that necessary?”
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ɳყαɦ!@JINKIESBTCHJul 14
and to my grandkids i leave 64 playlists i curated based on a specific feeling or experience
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erika@yeeeerikaMay 27
10 things owning a lava lamp taught me about leadership
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hamsta@goobygirl2May 19
i am my worst enemy but i will defeat me soon
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@shaTIREDMay 20
10mg adderral, can of Diet Coke, and a pack of green apple hi-chews
🔱 Empress Atlantis 🔱@empressatlantisMay 20
Gun to your head name the best meal you’ve ever had
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swinky@swinkyingMay 6
went to the Shut the Fuck Up factory and they said ur late for ur shift
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Papii🥤@ammalustyApr 28
going to the bathroom at 3am using a middle school classmate's linkedin profile as a flashlight
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