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Twitter is the perfect social network for those of us who think we're hilarious and don't need the acknowledgement of others to validate that.

Joined December 2011
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Memorial Day Weekend is for crackin' cold ones, bein' on the water, and rememberin' the ones who gave their lives for our freedom. Merica.
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Hudson restaurant owner steps up in big way for a stranger. Running his bar while he's hospitalized. KARE at 10.
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Sometimes people are beautiful. Not in looks. Not in what they say. Just in what they are.
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Before that bathroom break, hit RETWEET and you might come back to a FOLLOW from us. #VoiceBattles
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Me:"Fia where did you get those glasses? I don't remember them." Fia: "uh, at Target, hellooo!" #schooled #targetchic
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Thank you @Starbucks for making me a drink not even on the menu. Green Tea Caramel Apple Frapp. Tastes like heaven.
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It's official. #Packers re-sign B.J. Raji: pckrs.com/3s7k / RT if you like the move.
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St. Patty's Day is a GREAT day to wear #Packers green. Shop the Pro Shop: oak.ctx.ly/r/sd00 #PotOGreenandGold
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Dreams do come true. Our first store in #DowntownDisney.
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What time is it?! #MyTime T2340 is happy for this new roll on this super sunny Sunday!!!
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Alison G retweeted
Minnesota's horrible winter is prompting the Minnesota Zoo to offer a "Worst Winter Ever" special: kstp.mn/7811g
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We've had 24 Patrol squads hit by passing motorists this winter. Help stop this by driving according to conditions. ow.ly/tXdqM
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I don't even know how she did it.
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From now on, when I'm leaving I will do so as an Olympic figure skater ending her program. Kisses & waves & bows at all 4 sides of the room. – at Mound, MN
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Police ask for help finding a 2-year-old boy who was kidnapped from home on Sunday: kstp.mn/7785k ow.ly/i/4CajC
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When asked about bein' a hero, T.J. Oshie replied, "The American heroes are wearing camo. That's not me." Merica.
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Alison G retweeted
Congress clears bill ending military pension cuts kstp.mn/77255
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Roseville police look for mail theft suspect. RT to spread the word ow.ly/i/4ohvg kstp.mn/75eo2
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Whenever someone yells stop, I don't know if it's in the name of love, it's hammer time, or if I should collaborate and listen.
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A message from Target's CEO and a special offer to all guests. tgt.biz/ceomessage
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