Twitter is the perfect social network for those of us who think we're hilarious and don't need the acknowledgement of others to validate that.
Joined December 2011
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Going on an 11 hour flight delay from @AirCanada. Delay after delay and we’ve only been comped $60 for food (for a family of 4) #GetTheseKidsHome #We’reWorthMoreThanThat #I’mlivinganightmare
Just watched a news story about a $50K #turtletunnel in hopes of lowering the turtle mortality rate on a popular highway #1stWorldProblems
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Memorial Day Weekend is for crackin' cold ones, bein' on the water, and rememberin' the ones who gave their lives for our freedom. Merica.
Guys A, B, and C to each other @Target, "Oh good, I'm not the only procrastinator." #MothersDay #typicalmale
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Hudson restaurant owner steps up in big way for a stranger. Running his bar while he's hospitalized. KARE at 10.
Always makes for a smooth ride in when state-sponsored 'No Plow Day' falls on the same day as winter's last blizzard.
After a child's first haircut. Child to mom: 'Thanks for buying me bangs, mom.' #kidssaythedarndestthings @HannahAmbivert
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Sometimes people are beautiful.
Not in looks.
Not in what they say.
Just in what they are.
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Before that bathroom break, hit RETWEET and you might come back to a FOLLOW from us. #VoiceBattles
How is this not avoided? "@ABC: Collision triggers large oil spill off Texas coast; abcn.ws/1mplC5B http://t.co/fzjff5Z5Cn" #cleanup
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Me:"Fia where did you get those glasses? I don't remember them." Fia: "uh, at Target, hellooo!" #schooled #targetchic
