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i’m always being polite when i say “i think” or “if i remember correctly” because i remember and i’m correct
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“An abortionable amount of weeks pregnant” was revolutionary
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“Fucking the text man for texts”, “Young hoes cook everything on high”, “Omg you people can’t do anything” and “We’ve extensively talked about this, you’re just 21” are the four greatest tweets ever made.
The philosophical impact cannot be understated. Socratic level thinking
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People that “quit ‘X’ because it’s too toxic and they don’t want to read it” then want you to explain every insane viral phenomenon that happens on here. No babe i stayed on here and paid the price for it in brain damage. You need to pay a fee.
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“grandma what does your tattoo mean??”
“well baby, you see, i was so obsessed with a male celebrity who’s girlfriend was a tattoo artist that i permanently marked my body in the off chance i may get one menial question answered about him”
“that’s weird as fuck grandma”
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An open letter to @KenPaxtonTX



































