tired teenage law school grad

Joined July 2009
Elon Musk found us here. We’re indigenous to this land.
If people dislike Elon Musk so much, why do they still use the platform he owns?
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NEW YORK (AP) — Tom Skerritt, a durable character actor with roles in 'Picket Fences,' 'Alien' and 'Top Gun,' dies.
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doing things alone and not waiting for other people to do it with me
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sorry gotta go meet the loml
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Are women not allowed to say “we don’t like being called whores”
The response to Shane Gillis's joke is why we lose elections, by the way.
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we gon talk about black people being willing participants in this kind of pandering one day
New Democrats for Mike Rogers ad torches Abdul El-Sayed: “Abdul cares more about the West Bank than West Detroit”
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You are all against alcohol and sugar now. But who was there when your life was falling apart? sure wasn’t salad
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More than a dozen kittens from a Minnesota rescue organization made an adorable field trip to SEA LIFE at Mall of America.
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here comes vampire twitter starting bullshit
And let's wake it up. Garlic is horrible, especially garlic bread.
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i’m always being polite when i say “i think” or “if i remember correctly” because i remember and i’m correct
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it’s overdue we open the sexiest man alive conversation to him.
ALEXANDER SKARSGARD ARE YOU KIDDING ME
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You can always count on a Skarsgård to match your freak 😭
ALEXANDER SKARSGARD ARE YOU KIDDING ME
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“An abortionable amount of weeks pregnant” was revolutionary
“Fucking the text man for texts”, “Young hoes cook everything on high”, “Omg you people can’t do anything” and “We’ve extensively talked about this, you’re just 21” are the four greatest tweets ever made. The philosophical impact cannot be understated. Socratic level thinking
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“Fucking the text man for texts”, “Young hoes cook everything on high”, “Omg you people can’t do anything” and “We’ve extensively talked about this, you’re just 21” are the four greatest tweets ever made. The philosophical impact cannot be understated. Socratic level thinking
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we as a society need to be more embarrassed about admitting things like this
Alix Earle reveals to Interview Magazine she has never read a book.
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People that “quit ‘X’ because it’s too toxic and they don’t want to read it” then want you to explain every insane viral phenomenon that happens on here. No babe i stayed on here and paid the price for it in brain damage. You need to pay a fee.
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“grandma what does your tattoo mean??” “well baby, you see, i was so obsessed with a male celebrity who’s girlfriend was a tattoo artist that i permanently marked my body in the off chance i may get one menial question answered about him” “that’s weird as fuck grandma”
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An open letter to @KenPaxtonTX
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I really can’t ever explain to a younger person how beautiful life was when this song came out
25 years ago today, Jagged Edge and Nelly's 'Where the Party At' was the No.1 R&B single in America.
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Today is the 21st of September.
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