@adubs80

tired teenage law school grad

Joined July 2009
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We need an American Girl doll who will drive her friend to and from their abortion and get them Cheesecake Factory afterward.
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Elon Musk found us here. We’re indigenous to this land.
Bella
@stockbellaOct 22
If people dislike Elon Musk so much, why do they still use the platform he owns?
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And THAT is why I keep a spreadsheet of all the fics I read. 😌
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philip lewis
@Phil_Lewis_Oct 22
NEW YORK (AP) — Tom Skerritt, a durable character actor with roles in 'Picket Fences,' 'Alien' and 'Top Gun,' dies.
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Example 28,276 of why I’m mean to conservatives.
Richard Gaisford@richardgaisfordOct 22
Illuminating exchange with a 19 year old voter in Detroit, worried about @AbdulElSayed’s name. @AJEnglish #Midterms2026 #Michigan
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milly@odvratnaOct 20
doing things alone and not waiting for other people to do it with me
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NELLIE@edmrbeautyOct 16
sorry gotta go meet the loml
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charles@chuucleOct 14
Are women not allowed to say “we don’t like being called whores”
Kentavious Tripleflips@GmingClipzOct 13
The response to Shane Gillis's joke is why we lose elections, by the way.
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Okay, I just found out this is from A Few Good Men on Broadway... looking for tickets NOW.
mims ྀི
@blythsluvOct 14
i have nothing appropriate to say
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Never mind. Those mfrs are pricey.
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Who are these divas?!
kae@sportyidkOct 13
these babies are real ball knowers…the W’s future looks bright
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we gon talk about black people being willing participants in this kind of pandering one day
DSA Watch
@DSA_WatchOct 12
New Democrats for Mike Rogers ad torches Abdul El-Sayed: “Abdul cares more about the West Bank than West Detroit”
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Lila@mhariamxOct 10
You are all against alcohol and sugar now. But who was there when your life was falling apart? sure wasn’t salad
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We dissected cats. 😔
rova
@rovabtwOct 7
EVERYONE who went to high school: did you actually dissect a frog in science class or was that just a TV thing ?
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I’m sorry but the fact that you think your kid is entitled to the ball EYE caught makes me not want to give it to them more. 🤷🏾‍♀️
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ABC News
@ABCOct 5
More than a dozen kittens from a Minnesota rescue organization made an adorable field trip to SEA LIFE at Mall of America.
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Women in male-dominated fields.
TMZ
@TMZOct 6
American Airlines passenger allegedly put her legs against the window as she masturbated 🤮 Exclusive details: tmz.me/4y8H7ht
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(For the record, this is gross.)
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Pocket@islandthemboOct 5
here comes vampire twitter starting bullshit
Saimzi 🌱@SAIMSZIOct 5
And let's wake it up. Garlic is horrible, especially garlic bread.
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pinkie@pinkamaniaaOct 3
i’m always being polite when i say “i think” or “if i remember correctly” because i remember and i’m correct
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it’s overdue we open the sexiest man alive conversation to him.
Sarah | fan account@cloiskryptoniteOct 2
ALEXANDER SKARSGARD ARE YOU KIDDING ME
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