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Victor Mfon Martins

@adafarida

Motherhood, Medicine, Money & miscellaneous nonsense all equally deserving of my attention. Bullish on my future, good books & forever asking why🤷🏾‍♀️

 Abuja, Nigeria
Joined October 2011
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do it qunt (@kenoirl) profile picturedo it qunt@kenoirl12h
Why are short people always doing rubbish?
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Maverick (@thfnts) profile picture
Maverick@thfnts20h
Replying to @Abiiolaaaaaa
You are Aldi's demographic though given you're begging for a discount voucher on twitter for M&S.
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✨️Oluchukwu✨️ (@kaziyamungu_) profile picture
✨️Oluchukwu✨️
@kaziyamungu_22h
Neither do I
Olori Ajoke 🫅 (@Orisunmibairemi) profile pictureOlori Ajoke 🫅
@OrisunmibairemiNov 8
One day, we will all sit down and confess that washing machines don’t wash clothes well.
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E no go better for maternity pay😭
Fragrance Queen (@A_doseof_E) profile pictureFragrance Queen
@A_doseof_E12h
FM promise is on sale on.ltk.com/+YtNTfe0PgdBSBnlr…
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CHI!✨🌸 (@HeyChichi0) profile pictureCHI!✨🌸
@HeyChichi013h
Replying to @layiwasabi
Once your pikin miss that foundation just buy APC form for am, na their type dey there.
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You people won’t believe how excellent I am at maths. Leave it to meeeee😭🙏 You dey whine Cowbell champion?💀
FunkLip (@funkomi) profile pictureFunkLip@funkomi19h
Everyone can do what they want but once you agree to a dinner with 10+ people you just have to accept you are splitting the bill and act accordingly. Can’t be doing quadratic equations to save £14.38.
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My daughter’s smile can heal the world. You people should pay me😑
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Saying Kogi in general as if it’s not specifically @Basswaht ‘s people doing this to our good name😭😭😭 fence Dekina and Ankpaaaaa😩
MALEEK 1.0 (@Maleekoyibo) profile pictureMALEEK 1.0
@Maleekoyibo23h
Bro, we need to fence Kogi state. 😭
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Sadiq G sadiq (@sadiqGsadiq) profile pictureSadiq G sadiq@sadiqGsadiqNov 8
Kullum tuwo kullum tuwo habaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Whatever you do, do not buy a changing pad, soaps, lotion, fridamom/glamommy delivery kit except they’ve definitely opted for an elective cesarean because you never truly know otherwise. For a kit, buy button down pjs, peri bottle, always discrete pads, nursing bras separately 🥰
Simone (@GymBeanNZ) profile pictureSimone@GymBeanNZNov 8
Advice please! What was the most thoughtful and/or useful gift you received while pregnant and preparing for your first baby? Friend’s baby is due in February 😁
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Another thing is to curate things with them. If they are working on a registry or anything baby related and overwhelmed(especially for first time parents), help them with research. I can’t explain how helpful this is because it does get confusing and overwhelming
Simone (@GymBeanNZ) profile pictureSimone@GymBeanNZNov 8
Advice please! What was the most thoughtful and/or useful gift you received while pregnant and preparing for your first baby? Friend’s baby is due in February 😁
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If they have a registry, buy stuff off it(I used to get a rush when I got notifications for gifts🤣). Send packs of food near or after delivery(check with them as well, loved that I got to pick). Money and gift cards are low effort and excellent so win win for everyone involved.
Simone (@GymBeanNZ) profile pictureSimone@GymBeanNZNov 8
Advice please! What was the most thoughtful and/or useful gift you received while pregnant and preparing for your first baby? Friend’s baby is due in February 😁
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This thread😭
Paisy (@paisylynn) profile picturePaisy
@paisylynnNov 8
Replying to @dekim_Kalvino
Your wife clearly misdlead your childlet.
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I honestly thought it was a medical condition😩 she should have just taken the shoes off omg
Big Tee of fuoye is sad😔 (@tolulope_scents) profile pictureBig Tee of fuoye is sad😔@tolulope_scentsNov 8
In case you don’t know, omuo is part of Ekiti 😭😂 make they fence that state abeg.
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If you like forgive, if you like do not. I’m sha very sure he’d do it again if he had the chance💀 that kind of mindset and vile behaviour is innate:
HRH PRINCESS DR ADETOUNTANNI-CLARITY COACH👸🕊🇳🇬 (@dr_adetountanni) profile pictureHRH PRINCESS DR ADETOUNTANNI-CLARITY COACH👸🕊🇳🇬@dr_adetountanniNov 8
There are some things that are unforgivable sha cos 🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🫩 Part 1
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Image from HRH PRINCESS DR ADETOUNTANNI-CLARITY COACH👸🕊🇳🇬 (@dr_adetountanni)
Image from HRH PRINCESS DR ADETOUNTANNI-CLARITY COACH👸🕊🇳🇬 (@dr_adetountanni)
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😂🤣 turns out the stock market hasn’t even taken a plunge yet. Oh Chimmmm
John W. Rich Kid (Wendy’s Fry Cook) (@JohnWRichKid) profile pictureJohn W. Rich Kid (Wendy’s Fry Cook)
@JohnWRichKidNov 8
PLEASE LORI HUANG DO NOT DIVORCE YOUR HUSBAND JENSEN MADE A MISTAKE AND HE WILL BE LOYAL FROM HERE ON OUT OKAY? FORGET THE PAST, LIVE IN THE PRESENT IF YOU DIVORCE YOUR HUSBAND, I WON’T BE ABLE TO PAY RENT NEXT MONTH YOU ARE THE ONLY THING HOLDING UP THE ENTIRE WORLD ECONOMY JUST BECOME POLYAMOROUS, OR BI SEXUAL, OR WHATEVER I DO NOT CARE NVIDIA MUST SURVIVE. YOUR MARRIAGE MUST SURVIVE.
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This is terrible and I’m so sorry it’s happened to you☹️ it feels unfair mothers do not live forever💔 I pray you’re all comforted❤️❤️
Frankie (iSoaring)- Drolta's 🪑 (@frankie_lake) profile pictureFrankie (iSoaring)- Drolta's 🪑@frankie_lakeNov 8
TW DEATH. 🚨 Hey everyone. And well. Last night at 2:30am my mom, 61, passed away from a sudden heart attack. She was doing house stuff, music was playing having a grand ol time… then she was talking to my dad telling him gj with the kids.. then she just dropped—
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hotsexymamayepa💋 (@lotoscuffs_) profile picturehotsexymamayepa💋
@lotoscuffs_Nov 7
this is a dialogue from the first jenifa walai 😭 appaz 10k 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣???
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Yeah, maybe I should take over things because wth is this😭😭😭
The Kobeissi Letter (@KobeissiLetter) profile pictureThe Kobeissi Letter
@KobeissiLetterNov 8
BREAKING: Nvidia, $NVDA, CEO Jensen Huang sends a company-wide email regarding his recently reported relationship with a Chinese spy.
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Lmao when it’s not your birthday o😭😭😭
🍄 (@Abiiolaaaaaa) profile picture🍄@AbiiolaaaaaaNov 8
I hate that I’m such a snob cos it makes me anti social. People will bring a Aldi or Tesco birthday cake to the office and wonder why I don’t wanna eat it. You couldn’t just stretch to Sainsburys!?
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