@funkomi

Views expressed are my opinion only and not my employers| Christ follower | Investment Lawyer | Investor | Mother

 London
Joined December 2010
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It took me 28 billable hours to get out this little overachiever. I hope he pays me a bonus, I deserve 😂🤍
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Severely overexposed today. Like they need to prescribe medication for this level of cringe 🫠
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Renee@PettyLupone22h
Le Creuset is really trying to compel me into full submission and ion like that.
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SpaceNK sneaking Tatcha samples in everywhere when I’m trying to overcome dependency. Ah!🥺
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Pushed my LinkedIn silence to the max and was kinda forced to come out of hiding. BRB, vomitting!
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I don’t understand how some people just get completely stuck at a certain point. You see them 3, 5, 14 years on and absolutely no progress, still facing the same challenges. Its terribly sad.
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Day hasn't even started and usage limits are deciding to attack me. 🫠💔
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Someone said we need to bring back fainting cause we can’t be expected to be strong and carry on everytime we hear shocking news. I vehemently hear that.
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I got an infrared gua sha machine for my face. It works… but now I want cheek filler 😅
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She is so sweet because this is enough to not get married,.. unfortunately. I’m happy for him.
None Of My Friends Watch Anime.@nomfwanimeOct 14
oh….
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Everyone is so mean nowadays. Can we lighten up?
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I respect all of the decisions that led to the ending of Ami Cole but are we just supposed to live the rest of our lives without the greatest skin tint of all time? Literally nothing compares. Can she sell the formula? On my knees💔
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I generally hate to see men in women’s business but I especially hate to see 40 year old men in 20 year old girl’s business??
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Sade🪷@sadeadekugbeOct 9
Replying to @Az_capone1
I know the last book you read was the very hungry caterpillar
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Even if you have worked for one hour and paid £1 in tax, if its a legitimate claim, use it. Its a service. No one shames people for going to the GP.
Hair Dealer ✨@LifeOfAlsOct 10
If you have worked for a long time & paid taxes you absolutely should go on Universal Credit if you fall on hard times. No shame in that.
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I’ve decided that Pepper Pig is actually not that rude and some of these “milder” and more well mannered cartoon characters lack critical thinking.
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Starting to copy the right peoples homework at least.
Politics UK
@PolitlcsUKOct 9
🚨 BREAKING: Andy Burnham says he will limit non-compete clauses in employment contracts "Non-compete clauses will no longer be a barrier to hiring for our most promising start-ups"
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Oh but -
AG🌹
@AG_OriolaOct 7
Somebody please help! Are my ears playing prank on me? 😳..... Please listen to this song. Chinese afro? 😳. How much are we owing China 🇨🇳 again?
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Almost 50% of the price is tax and its a google maps “update” they came to announce. What happened to if you don’t have anything nice to say, say nothing at all!?
Andy Burnham
@andyburnhamOct 8
I know people are worried about fuel prices. And I get it. You get to the pump, watch the numbers climb, and wonder why it's costing so much more than it used to.   The reality is that global events are pushing up costs, and families here at home are feeling the impact.   But I won't accept that there's nothing I can do to help.   That's why from today, you'll be able to see petrol and diesel prices on Google Maps, compare nearby stations and find the cheapest option before you fill up.   It's a small change, but if there's a practical way to help people keep more money in their pocket, I'll do it.
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2026 has been brutal man. God turn it around 🙏🏾😩
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Life is too short and too hard for me to be this cold. First boost of the winter season ON.
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