polemical irrationalist in rehab after i transcended orthodox sarcasm, takhtpalat-er for hire. panopticontemporabyssalopelagicsoluminescence.
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satirical⛦pataphysician retweeted
I hope you are all sleeping safely in your homes, surrounded by your families. I hope every child has warm clothes and every parent can provide the care their children need.
I hope your children have umbrellas, raincoats, and rain boots for school. I hope your cities are prepared to respond to winter emergencies.
Of course, sharing this news will change nothing for our families in Gaza, just as the warnings issued days ago changed nothing.
Tonight, at 8:30 p.m., as families slept on the ground inside their tents, a massive landslide of soil and rocks buried at least two families in Deir al-Balah.
The victims have been identified as:
Habiba Hossam al-Zain, 4 years old
Reem Hossam al-Zain
Ibrahim Hossam al-Zain
Salah Nabhan, 7 years old
Mariam Nabhan
The mothers of these five children remain in critical condition.
The father of the first three children had already been killed by Israel.
I hope everyone has heat in their homes.
satirical⛦pataphysician retweeted
“Don’t expect the feeling to die. It won’t ever die until you do. Act out being alive. Eventually, it will be true.”
“Why should I?”
“You are going to pass down something, no matter what happens, even if you do nothing. The weeds will grow, and the brambles. Something will grow.”
satirical⛦pataphysician retweeted
I'm in line at the muhalla biryani spot, waiter asks for 2 plate biryani, daig guy prepares the plates, then asks the waiter ''Ladies k lyay hai?", the waiter says yes, the daig guy then artfully adjusts the boti and aalu in the plates to make them more aesthetically pleasing
satirical⛦pataphysician retweeted
YouTuber Browney was SHOCKED after visiting China’s FAT LOSS PRISON, where overweight people spend at least 30 DAYS doing nothing but trying to LOSE WEIGHT, and ended up dropping 5.2 LBS in just 48 HOURS 😳🔥
For just $400 a month, EVERYTHING is included, from accommodation to three LOW-CALORIE meals a day, with participants required to work out FOUR TIMES DAILY and get WEIGHED every morning and night
satirical⛦pataphysician retweeted
The marriage spectrum:
Traveled too much, so never married: Evliya Çelebi.
Traveled and married, both too much: Ibn Battutta.
Wrote too much but never married: Ibn Taymiyyah and al-Nawawi.
Wrote much and married, but mentioned only his earlier loves: Ibn Hazm.
satirical⛦pataphysician retweeted
With great sorrow, Al-Anqa Library, which rose from the ashes and soared, is on the verge of closing due to exorbitant operating costs—rent, electricity, water, and internet. I have all hope in you to support the library so that it may continue.
Do not let the phoenix return to the ashes; do not let this place, which serves as a sanctuary for all poets, writers, and readers in Gaza, be closed.
Please help us keep going. Please donate and share the campaign.
chuffed.org/project/200344-e…
satirical⛦pataphysician retweeted
Former USSR people fought against a whole government deciding what we can read/listen/watch and what we can't. We self-printed banned masterpieces. We wrote music onto X-ray polyester. We fought an empire for the freedom of enjoying art, and you think we're gonna dip to corpos?
satirical⛦pataphysician retweeted
Another Russian occupier "invention," and it earned the highest honor there is, getting blown up by a Ukrainian drone.
satirical⛦pataphysician retweeted
my love for banu hashim will go down in the grave with me.
satirical⛦pataphysician retweeted
🚨الأكثر تداولاً:
مؤثر هندي نشر عنوان منزله طلبًا للهدايا والحلويات بمناسبة أحد الأعياد الشعبية، فانهالت عليه أكثر من 500 طلب بالدفع عند الاستلام.
شملت مكيفات وغسالات وتلفزيونات، ودبابة عسكرية بـ700 مليون روبية، ومع وصول مئات عمال التوصيل هرب من منزله، وتوسل للجميع بالتوقف.
satirical⛦pataphysician retweeted
ये आज के #GenZ बिंदास हैं।
इनसे पंगा लेकर सरकार ने अपना बेड़ा गर्क कर लिया है 😂