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ABSURDSALMON

@absurdsalmon

I am just your below average gamer. I’m so much cooler online. Aren’t we all? I’m real, and I hope some of my followers are too.

 County Durham
Joined May 2021
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Over the moon with my new darts from @thedartslounge and of course their brand new own darts case 😍😍 #Newdartsday #darts
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Competition Time! For a chance to win these signed @Raybar180 Echo’s from @TargetDarts all you have to do is the following: 1. Follow us 2. Like this post 3. Retweet and tag two people who you think would like to win these darts Winner will be drawn at random 27th Good luck 🎯
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Love this that the creative @PsychoPickleTTV has designed for @thedartslounge you will be seeing this on a gt7 overtaking you soon 😍
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#XboxCheekyControllerSweepstakes
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@XBOX17 Jul 2024
Make his finest asset yours Follow & Repost with #XboxCheekyControllerSweepstakes for a chance to win a custom Xbox Series X console & 2 Cheeky Controllers designed by Deadpool.‌ Ages 18+. Ends 8/11/24. Rules: xbx.lv/4cxoA4B @Marvel Studios' Deadpool and Wolverine, in theaters July 26
Image of a custom ‘Deadpool & Wolverine’ Xbox Series X console with two katanas attached to the backside and a Deadpool-themed covering, set in an industrial scene. Two Deadpool-themed controllers flank the console: one facing forward and the other backward, revealing a cushion shaped like Deadpool’s buttocks attached to it. The Xbox logo is visible in the bottom left, and the ‘Marvel Studios Deadpool & Wolverine’ logo along with text reading “in theaters July 26” is in the bottom right corner. In the middle, there is text reading “© 2024 20th Century Studios ©&™ 2024 MARVEL” next to the Marvel logo.

ALT Image of a custom ‘Deadpool & Wolverine’ Xbox Series X console with two katanas attached to the backside and a Deadpool-themed covering, set in an industrial scene. Two Deadpool-themed controllers flank the console: one facing forward and the other backward, revealing a cushion shaped like Deadpool’s buttocks attached to it. The Xbox logo is visible in the bottom left, and the ‘Marvel Studios Deadpool & Wolverine’ logo along with text reading “in theaters July 26” is in the bottom right corner. In the middle, there is text reading “© 2024 20th Century Studios ©&™ 2024 MARVEL” next to the Marvel logo.

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Unboxing our first @LoxleyDarts order, more stock being added daily, watch this space 👀
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Cold and wet here at The Darts Lounge HQ, our stock is landing thick and fast ready for our website launch in a few weeks, watch this space 👀 @TargetDarts
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☢️ WIN 2 SETS OF LUKE LITTLER K-FLEX ☢️ We have some short No.6 of these K-Flex to give away and you could win them! - here's how: ✅ Like this post ✅ Share it ✅ Follow @TargetDarts and @LukeTheNuke180 We'll select a winner at random next Thursday - 30th May ☢️ Good luck!
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🎄 #VBSChristmas Day One! 💰 Prize: 3 x £50 Free Bets. 👏 Courtesy of @Midnite. To enter this free competition: 👉 One entry if you LIKE this tweet. 👉 One entry if you RETWEET this tweet. 👉 One entry if you reply with #VBSChristmas. Must be 18+ & must be following us!
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Ready for #DisneyOnIce
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😍 YESSSSSSSSSSSS! ✅ Gabriel Jesus shot on target! 💰 Someone’s about to be £60 richer! LIKE & RETWEET for the £60 free cash!
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@ValueBetSpotter5 Dec 2023
😍 £60 FREE CASH GIVEAWAY! If Gabriel Jesus has a shot on target for Arsenal vs Luton, we’ll give away £60! 👉 One entry if you LIKE this tweet. 👉 One entry if you RETWEET this tweet. Must be following us, good luck!
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#BlueyXboxSweepstakes
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@XBOX17 Nov 2023
The perfect way to play Bluey The Videogame: with a #Bluey Xbox! Follow and RT with #BlueyXboxSweepstakes for a chance to win a custom @OfficialBlueyTV Xbox Series X & controller. Ages 18+. Ends 12/13/23. Rules: xbx.lv/47iZyTV
Blue graphic with a Bluey-themed custom Xbox Series X and controller in the middle. There is a logo lockup in the top right corner that juxtaposes the Bluey the Videogame and Xbox logos separated by a thin line. Fineprint in the bottom left corner reads "BLUEY TM and BLUEY character logos TM & © Ludo Studio Pty Ltd 2018. Licensed by BBC Studios. BBC logo TM & © BBC 1996.

ALT Blue graphic with a Bluey-themed custom Xbox Series X and controller in the middle. There is a logo lockup in the top right corner that juxtaposes the Bluey the Videogame and Xbox logos separated by a thin line. Fineprint in the bottom left corner reads "BLUEY TM and BLUEY character logos TM & © Ludo Studio Pty Ltd 2018. Licensed by BBC Studios. BBC logo TM & © BBC 1996.

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GambIingPro
@GambIingPro21 Sep 2023
BOOOOOOOOM OUR GOALSCORER TREBLE IS A WINNER🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 Lovely stuff! Who wants another goalscorer treble for the 8pm games! Drop a ❤️ if you do!⚡️
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If Bukayo Saka 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 or Marcus Rashford 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 score FIRST today we’ll giveaway a SecretShirt.co box 📦 To enter 👇 🔄 Retweet this tweet 🤝 Follow us Good luck!
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😍 YESSSSSSSSSSSS! ✅ Man United win ✅ Rashford shot on target 💰 Someone’s about to be £40 richer! LIKE & RETWEET for the £40 free cash!
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@ValueBetSpotter14 Aug 2023
😍 £40 FREE CASH GIVEAWAY! If this Man United vs Wolves bet wins tonight, we’ll give £40 to one of you! 👉 LIKE/RETWEET this tweet to enter. Marcus Rashford home shots on target: 2, 3, 2, 2, 2, 1, 1, 3, 2 Man Utd have won 12/14 home games.
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If Mohamed Salah or Nicolas Jackson score FIRST tonight we'll giveaway a Mystery Football Shirt 📦 ⚽ To enter 👇 🔄 Retweet this tweet 🤝 Follow us Good Luck! bit.ly/45nOKmg #PremierLeague #SuperSunday
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LIMBZ
@LimbzHQ13 Aug 2023
If Mohamed Salah scores FIRST against Chelsea today, we'll give away a brand new PlayStation 5 console to a lucky winner 🎮 Simply RT this and follow us to enter. We'll pick a winner tomorrow. Good luck 🍀
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Fancy winning a match-worn shirt from our fixture v Real Madrid? 👀 1️⃣ Like and retweet this tweet 👍🔁 2️⃣ Follow @Snapdragon 👈 #MUFC || #MUTOUR23
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GRID Legends LIGHTNING BOLT (BRONZE) #PlayStationTrophy #PS5Share, #GRIDLegends
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