
diva, that’s science | priv: @notapologetics
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welcome to the end times.
the final chapter is here
archiveofourown.org/works/79…
you want the nda from your idol, i want to be adopted by dan and phil so i can cook fresh food and save the plants because i hate my job, we are not the same
i have a question for people going to concerts a lot: how do you buy tickets of you have to work? and tickets might sell quickly?
like i can’t take a day off of my own choosing ever so idk how to get around that
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i saw some discourse about “friendship age gaps” on tl? so i’ll just say: it’s not weird to have friends older than you in adulthood. having older friends is not a bad thing, you *should* have a diverse support system.
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How to get pregnant: the unintentional guide of Sheng Shaoyou🤭🤗
Refuse, get needy, so needy you don't let you husband go get condoms, be sure you can't get pregnant cause you're an Alpha
Then finally, RIDE your husband because he is talking too much and you can't wait😳😳😳

































