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Esq, distinguishing figurative intent from literal, is simple. And please, drop your abstract examples of metaphor; the case at hand involves two real, verifiable conditions.
If a teacher says 'my class is a zoo,' and a staff says 'no, students are not animals,' the teacher won’t produce animal charts to prove her point, she just laughs and says 'it’s just a figure of speech.'
But when Mum Zee said 'pregnancy is not a death sentence' and people kept giving cases of maternal mortality to prove her wrong. You didn’t take that as a sign that the exchange wasn’t about a metaphor but a literal assertion of fact??.
When a dispute is fought using factual evidence, it is a literal debate over actual outcomes, not a literary exercise. You don’t use factual evidence to argue “the class is a zoo”, nor “life is a journey” nau😂.
It was AFTER sufficient medical opinion saturated the air on the subject that they tried taking the “literary” license to evade the critic of the travesty.
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cristiano ronaldo has 158 header goals and that is around 86.6% of luuk de jong career goals. you will run mad before the end of today 🙏
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Football belongs to the fans! Thank you to all the fans around the world, the Ballon D’Or of All Time is also yours.
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No mind Mummy Zee.
Pregnancy will be a death sentence for you jare.
No one hates mummy zee because she was once favored on this app. I personally unfollowed and blocked her the day she said “pregnancy is not a death sentence”
That statement is her being dismissive of the crazy things that women go through in pregnancy.
Some women have lost their limbs because they brought a life into this world. Some went blind.
Some did C section and never got to see their baby. I had seizures that made me unconscious and lost my ability to speak for almost 2 days.
Mummy zee constantly talks down on women as if it’s not the same genital parts she has with us. You don’t have to be a “girls girls” but talk like someone that has sense when it comes to matters that involve women.
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🚨✨ OFFICIAL: Ballon d’Or announce Cristiano Ronaldo 2008 has been voted as the BEST BALLON D’OR OF ALL TIME. 🌕
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craze??
men, if i tell you to stop mid-thrust and you keep going because your pleasure matters more than my consent, that’s not passion, it’s sexual assault. my body is not yours to use against my will. when i say stop, you stop. consent doesn’t disappear just because we’ve already started. learn to listen, respect boundaries, and get tf off my body when i tell you to.
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2018 Puskas is the funniest one I've ever seen in my life
No Salah won it with a goal that wasn't goal of the week, goal of the month or goal of the season in EPL. It wasn't even goal of the season for Liverpool 😂
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I don’t understand what I’m watching. This brother was playing as a central midfielder? How did he score over 70 goals?
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The Ronaldo Rulebook: Heads He Loses, Tails He Loses
Football doesn’t hate Ronaldo. It hates consistency.
Because with Ronaldo, the rules change every 5 minutes.
The "Mentality" Rule
Team wins 2-0, Ronaldo doesn’t score _"Selfish. Bad attitude. Only cares about himself."
Barça wins 5-0, Yamal cries for not scoring "Mentality monster. Elite winner. That’s the standard."
So wanting goals is toxic when it’s CR7, but leadership when it’s anyone else?
The "Body" Rule
2003: _"Too skinny. Won’t survive the PL.
He hits the gym, eats clean, becomes a Greek statue.
2025: "Why is he always flexing? Thinks he’s a model."
Bro was told to get bigger. He did. Now he’s punished for listening.
3. The "Evolution" Rule
Ronaldo starts as a skillful winger. Dribbles, assists, showtime.
Team needs goals he drops the tricks, becomes a machine. 800+ goals.
Response: _"He’s not even technical. Just a poacher. Just penalties."
Messi adds goals to his game _"GOAT evolution."
Ronaldo does it "He sold out."
You can’t ask a player to adapt for the team and then erase his old game to discredit him.
The "Penalty" Rule
Ronaldo masters penalties _"Tap-in merchant. Stat-padding.
Messi wins World Cup with 6 penalties → "Carried Argentina. Clutch gene.
Messi then misses 3 pens in a row ..let’s not talk about that."
A goal is a goal until the wrong person scores it.
This was never about football.
It’s about a kid from Madeira who was told he wasn’t good enough, got good enough, then got too good.
And now people are rewriting history to cope.
You told him to get stronger. He did.
You told him to score more. He did.
You told him to win. He did.
Now you’re mad he did everything you asked.
You can’t eat your cake and have it.
Pick a lane.
No no you can't cry like that man, it's just first game ffs xitter.cf/STMalternate6/status/2…
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Ask Messi fans why he’s above Olise, Haaland and Ruiz, they’ll say better World Cup performance.
But Messi outperformed Yamal at the World Cup, why is Yamal above him?
They’ll say Yamal won it but Ruiz won it too and had a better tournament.🤦🏼♂️
The most delusional fanbase.
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A goal worthy of a Ballon d'Or winner 🏆
#ballondor
