If you wanna return something online and never get your money back for it, order from @KurtGeiger . Worst customer service, passing blame to anyone but themselves.
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If you’re drunk and need to get home, CALL A FUCKING UBER. Two kids are growing up without a dad, parents have lost two sons, & a sister now has to grieve the loss of her two brothers on her wedding day all because somebody decided to get behind the wheel drunk in 2024. Senseless
Ffs I can bleach my hair and fake tan all I want but summer will humble me well and good. My ginger skin has been out in the sun for 2 hours n I’m laid on settee with heat stroke wanting to throw up it’s NOT FAIR
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Come back to my mum n dads, absolutely hungover out my arse, n they’ve put flags up all round house watching kings coronation n no one’s allowed to say a word while it’s on. Has anyone got a gun
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so my neighbor and i both had mouse sightings this week. here’s how our landlord responded:
Actually pissing my sen I’ve binge watched that much happy valley that René said I’ve been talking in my sleep pretending I’m Catherine Cawood 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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It takes 3.2 seconds to RT and help find her missing mum Nicola Bulley who was last seen walking her dog near a Lancashire river she was last seen on the morning of Jan 27 walking her dog on a towpath by the River Wyre off Garstang Road please call 116 000 with any information
A week full of lots of laughs food & booze, lanzarote you were the best 🧡🌊🌅 @ Puerto Calero Lanzarote instagram.com/p/CkyqPHSIIC5Y… – at Yaiza, Spain
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If you’ve bought Peter Kay tickets purely to sell them for a higher price you are an actual cunt & deserve nothing but badness for the rest of your life
How horrible is it when you can feel yourself turning into a proper adult why am I laughing at a post on fb saying “I had a tummy tuck this morning..tucked it right into my high waist leggings” feel like commenting saying so true Karen how’s the kids x
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. @PaulHollywood @PrueLeith @RealMattLucas @noelfielding11 @Channel4 best bake off idea ever. Invent a bake-off subscription when bake offs on telly and every Tuesday you get a small sample of each bakers show stopper bake so you can enjoy the moment with them
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Freddy & Michael take Lanzarote 🔪 🩸 @ Lanzarote instagram.com/p/CkZCuhCoKkSK… – at Tinajo, Spain

















