Joined November 2023
Thought this was a bet builder for a second
Best LinkedIn profile of all time? From behind the counter to the top of the boardroom table. /1
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would Pep Guardiola take the job if we offered him a big enough contract? actually show he can make a mid table team a premier league winning team? #SAFC
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Looking forward to the derby in December anyway #SAFC #NUFC
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not to mention the £50m on toure to replace gordon, £30m on bamba to replace tonali/bruno, £25m on Steur… you’ve spent more than you made this season and spent it on absolute shite yet again, this ‘ffp ruined us and the league hates us’ is a absolute load a bollocks
Well done premier league. We won the cup we were on the verge of competing. FFP kicks in. We have to sell Anderson and Minteh. Isak goes. Shit season follows. Lose Bruno Gordon & Tonali. Game over. Football is the only business in the world where ambition and success if punished.
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We have wasted hundreds of millions of £ and it's finally came back to bite us, no other club has wasted as much money as we have, and we're the one club who can't afford to do it, yet we have, £50m for Toure, £35m for Bamba, £20m for Jaoeun, not to mention FIFTY FIVE MILLION POUNDS for Wissa
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Replying to @geordiejosh
What the 1 n only Geordie Josh coming to see Oasis get out of here im absolutely speechless
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ALL 6 STAR PERFORMER NAMES FOR TOMORROW /@FUTSHERIFF
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Maddest will always be Grady Diangana at West Ham. They went absolutely mental and i don’t even know where he plays now
Old enough to remember the freakout when Ilaix Moriba left Barcelona.
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The quality of our wingers is an indictment of coaching not them. They should have been significantly higher up the pitch forcing 1v1s. This game wasn’t the only example, it’s been 3 seasons of this now. #SAFC
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if you send atletico a 55m bid for pablo barrios their twitter account will make fun of you for the whole week
£70m + £55m for Alex Scott and Pablo Barrios would be the perfect midfield rebuild but we only need one
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get on the phone to Thomas Frank now #SAFC
S.C.U. Torreense take the lead. 1-0.
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Ezzalzouli, that is SPECIAL 😍 Real Betis take the lead over Porto in some style 🤯 📺 Stream on TNT Sports & HBO Max
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You had Dedic, Toure, Steur and Bamba on the BENCH last night who cost a combined £120m in the summer. 2 of those didn’t even get on the pitch. Coventry’s entire starting XI cost £90m. You lost 4-1. There is absolutely nothing or nobody to blame for that other than yourselves.
Turning it off. Think this'll become a familiar feeling this season. Don't ever forget this is exactly what the rules are designed to do. We aren't supposed to compete with the cartel. @premierleague is finished. Up the @ManCity #nufc
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Life comes at you fast.
Jaissle has the potential to be one of the greatest ever Newcastle United managers. I genuinely believe that....even after 4 weeks. Let's see where this journey goes. 🇩🇪 💪 ⚫⚪ #NUFC
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Haha whys the tiger getting bad press? He’s just chilling in his gaff and some fucktard has jumped in beside him
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Replying to @NikkyDallias
It's a fucking zoo in Yorkshire not Jurassic Park. What did you expect someone on a watch tower with a high powered rifle just waiting for this very situation? 😂😂
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He's turning into that Morecambe manager who popped up every week after being beaten and you wondered how he wasn't sacked
🦊#LCFC | Russell Martin says he won’t criticise the Leicester City fans and stressed that he is also frustrated. That comes after chants were heard at King Power Stadium today, during the defeat to Peterborough United, questioning his position as manager. 🔗 bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/p0pg2l…
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You just know we’re going to rock up at Torreense, (second tier Portuguese side) and sit back
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What a way to spend a Wednesday man. Can’t wait to do this on one of them weird days between Christmas and new year.
I’m off work today. Kids are in school and I’m not feeling great so I’ve got a litre of Lucozade and I’m going to watch every episode of the Simpsons that has an average IMDB rating of 9.0 or higher. Here we go
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Simon Jordan: “Piers Morgan told me the other day he’s a media titan. I said take the ‘A’ and ‘N’ off the end and you’d be right..." What a statement from Simon 😭😭
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