Product Designer, formerly @Twitter. Permanently boycotting the disaster this site has become.
Colorado, USA
Joined August 2010
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Alyssa Reese retweeted
Hi Twitter. I'm here with a humble request.
Six months ago, our lives changed when my husband Matt was diagnosed with a rare disease that resulted in kidney failure. We are desperate to find #AMatchforMatt, and ask if you can please share his story & this hashtag.
♥️Thank you
Alyssa Reese retweeted
Instead of sleep, the human body should survive on 7-10 hours of dissociative phone time
Alyssa Reese retweeted
Hey PMs, please stop referring to the designers and engineers on your team as "my designer" and "my engineers." You don't own them. They're your partners.
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team naming is using the words “experience” “platform” "operations" and “engineering” in various configurations until you die
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What happens when devs feel artsy...🎨 #BuildWhatsNext @andreitr @ItsCodyBraun
developer.twitter.com/en/use…
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Welcome to parenthood. You're not as chill as you think, not even fucking close.
Alyssa Reese retweeted
The paradox of product prioritization:
If you eliminate all the "nice to haves", your product won't be nice to have.
Alyssa Reese retweeted
Here's a math question: My daughters are fighting over a stupid babydoll. If I buy another, identical babydoll, then my girls will stop fighting, but they won't play with either babydoll. How many bottles of wine do I buy?
Alyssa Reese retweeted
the heaviest substance known to humans is the psychic weight of all the emails you haven't responded to
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If I’m staring off into space it’s because I’m either planning my next meal or thinking about the last one and most often times it’s both
Alyssa Reese retweeted
𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐦𝐢𝐜 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐞 — 𝑛𝑜𝑢𝑛 — a state of being in which you are employed and healthy during a pandemic but you're also tired and depressed and feel like trash all the time
Alyssa Reese retweeted
‘Dammit I’m mad!’ spelled backward is ‘Dammit I’m mad!’ and it’s also the most 2020 thing I’ve learned all year. – at San Francisco, CA
Alyssa Reese retweeted
Tweet vs. Fleet ⁉️
Jimmy takes us through what should be a classic tweet vs. what should be posted on the new Fleet feature #FallonMono #FallonTonight
Alyssa Reese retweeted
It’s critical as we consider these solutions, we optimize for new startups and independent developers. Doing so ensures a level playing field that increases the probability of competing ideas to help solve problems going forward. We mustn’t entrench the largest companies further.
