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its not all smiles and cocktails

Joined September 2014
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i told them that leaving 10% is the equivalent of telling the server "fuck you" and/or "you really really really sucked"
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That awkward first 30 minutes of a party when nobody is drunk
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My dad told me dating a "career waiter" is beneath me...I think judging people for their career is even more beneath me though.
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"Why do you drink so much?"
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NOW our weekend starts.
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Walked into work like... "Am I cut yet?"
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If you were capable of reading the item's name then you are capable of reading the item's description #ServerProblems
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Oh how I yearn for a Monday - Friday job. #serverproblems #nolife
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The only thing clear to me is vodka
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Trying to hint the hostess to stop seating you kids...
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Oh you want to be rude to me? Cool, you get ignored for the duration of your meal #serverconfessional #serverproblems #restaurantlife