Joined February 2022
Will Coutts retweeted
At 2am I was flagging and doubting if I could stay awake. Two hours later I am hyped up on adrenaline and feel like I could uppercut a polar bear into next week. World Cup football that. Up the fucking England.
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HARRY FUCKING KANE
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FT NBTFC 6-3 Average & Pony HMS Piss The League has set sail 🚢 Unreal standard from the boys tonight, fucking can’t knock anyone. Hirsty worldie, cocker being a wall for a change, Jamo is back 🤩 and we’re off to pub 😍 @Jt_hunnam_ ⚽️⚽️⚽️ Matt ⚽️ @hirstyjr22 ⚽️⚽️ (MOTM🔥)
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B5s 7-2 Baggies New season, new admin. Starting as we mean to go on. 7 lads available.. can tell summers round corner #ladsANDlager. Cockers still retarded #holyairball. @Jt_hunnam_ ⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️ (MOTM) Matt N ⚽️ @BillyDraperr ⚽️ (Believe it or not🔥🔥🔥)
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Okay own up, Who from Mr T ordered this to Goodwin pitch 1 @ 8.40
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Mr Pussy Foot played well anorl
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🚨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 WOLTEMADE HAS EQUALIZED FOR NEWCASTLE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT A FINISH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Brighton 1-1 Newcastle.
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FT 6-5 Close call, but obvs won. Some good performances tonight, honourable mention to Will Clutch Coutts - winner, screamer. But MOTM goes to @oliver_sufc , was actually class for a change tbf. @Jt_hunnam_ ⚽️⚽️⚽️ @tom__longden ⚽️⚽️ @_willcoutts ⚽️ (Clip farming cold moments)
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Will Coutts retweeted
That big Nick energy 🔥
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There was nothing better than getting home at 4pm ready for a whole night of football and hearing this banger come on☀️🇧🇷🤤
🏆🌎11 years ago today, the Brazil 2014 World Cup officially started🇧🇷 What memory comes to mind for you first?
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SL 7-1 B5s Try hard FC done us, with a bare 5, least they filmed it though. Dug deep tonight with the bare 5. @HenryAshworth3 waste of absolute space, was scared to play them so stayed home. Well done pal, it’d been 17 if you had played. Shit Cunt. @_willcoutts ⚽️ MOTM🔥
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FORFEIT B5s 5-0 A&J As if they haven’t turned up 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Top 2 derby and they’ve bottled it fuck me someone find out what their names are🤣 What a performance though in fucking spaz off Olympic Wembley we played for 2 hours. @hirstyjr22 ⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️ MOTM @MattHandy2
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With nine points to play for and having a 17 point lead over 3rd. We are 🎉 DIVISION 1 🎉 @HenryAshworth3 @hirstyjr22 @LiamLongford @oliver_sufc @billybombz101 @Jt_hunnam_ @tom__longden @rellorts @_willcoutts @jw47950 @WillTelford5 @Russell_Lewis91
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FT B5s 5-2 HR Another day another win. Cmon man shits too easy! Some proper rapists, and fucking dorks galore but nonetheless the job got done…. Jobs not finished. Coutts found his new calling - good feet for a big lad. @Jt_hunnam_ ⚽️⚽️⚽️ @hirstyjr22 ⚽️⚽️ (MOTM🥶💯🐐👏🔥)
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FT B5s 10-1 SGI Lightwork, cocker went upfront for a bit too what a spaz. Matt Handy was phenomenal (Is the opposite of what I’d say. HAHA😹💯) @Jt_hunnam_ ⚽️⚽️ @hirstyjr22 ⚽️⚽️ @tom__longden ⚽️⚽️ @MattHandy2 ⚽️ MOTM🔥🆗🐐 @jw47950 ⚽️ @HenryAshworth3 ⚽️ @_willcoutts ⚽️
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Watkins goal with Titanic music #NEDENG #EURO2024
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Will Coutts retweeted
WE HAVE DONE IT 🤩 The #ThreeLions have reached the EURO final for a second time in a row… and in our history!
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Will Coutts retweeted
OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS ME. OLLIEEEE WATKINSSSSSS! 🤩
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Will Coutts retweeted
BACK ON TOP!!! 🤩 LEWIS HAMILTON WINS THE BRITISH GRAND PRIX! #F1 #BritishGP
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Will Coutts retweeted
Ronaldo v Slovenia
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