chill guy | carti connoisseur

Joined March 2022
We made it outta lansing after all that happened!
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I’ve never seen a girl at Panda Express
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Would have preferred catching the wide open layup touchdown.
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EPISODE 333333
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take another practice swing see what happens
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The sun is too bright in australia its actually going to screw up all of our sleep cycles watching this game
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Currently overhearing a 4-on-1 coffee chat for an undergrad investing club. Fall semester freshmen networking with a sophomore. Not sure what this represents but we desperately need to stop it.
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MILGY (Man I Love Greek Yogurt)
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The best 5 minutes in a man’s life are when you just finished having sex and she goes to pee and you get to watch ig reels
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Julian retweeted
im so close to saying a bowl game is the floor
Overall takeaway - MSU more ready to compete than some might be anticipating. Not a finished product, but a solid group. Blueprint is obvious - play great D, run the ball, get smart QB play and win in the margins. Excited to see how it comes together in years to come
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They’re saying he’s too good They’re saying you’re washed That you’re old and cheating That a villain just can’t win it all But you can Stew. You can win the whole damn thing. Round of 32 here we go.
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Julian retweeted
Every course should have 1 (and no more) par 4 that feels nearly impossible to make par. The hole you hate.
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AirPods while drunk is a good feeling
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They’re not even hiding it anymore 😭 NBC just showed Rory “the big lib” McIlroy telling the broadcast team to stop showing Cam Young because he is ultra MAGA Remember folks, this is what we’re up against 🙄
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Julian retweeted
Benefits of drinking: -hilarious situational laughs that add years to your life -being 7 beers deep in the Sun with your friends realizing you almost forgot the point of life is to have fun with people who make you happy -3 bottles of wine with your wife then smashing all night without a condom (lasting 975% longer) -heartwarming couples dinners hugging goodnight thinking ‘I’m so glad we did this’ -concerts with your girlfriend and friends making lifelong memories favorite songs slapping mythologically -backyard party watching your girlfriend hit it off with your Aunt while your friends and Uncles plan a road trip to a Big 10 football game “Hanging By A Moment” by Lifehouse jamming in the background wanting to freeze time and live this day every day the rest of your life realizing ‘wow life is a miracle I’m so lucky to be alive’
Alcohol has no single benefit. Zero. Not one.
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“Who won the 2026 PGA” is about to become the toughest pub quiz question in 15 years time
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JPMorgan’s leveraged finance meeting
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Comfortably the easiest question to answer maybe of all time
Current convo with the boys at the bar. Would you rather be a scratch golfer or complete a full ironman? Please weigh in.
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I’m gonna miss the “this chick should probably do a pap smear” tasting water at IM West
My favorite part about the new IM is that drinking the water doesn’t taste like radioactive metal
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