How can you not be romantic about Ivy League baseball when future midwestern wealth managers are playing the game like this
How has nobody thought to run a 2-QB offense? Imagine if the pitch man in a triple option could also just throw a 40-yard bomb. Would be unstoppable
3 seconds of sustained eye contact with a bad ting on the street today. How I’m feeling:
🤖 Made with AI
Congratulations to whoever plays me this week. Scary hours will resume shortly #justwaitonit
Imagine what this mf could do with a real coach
2027 Grad Transfer 2B | Cornell University | L/R
3-year starter (2x Captain)
.991 career FPCT
2026 (pre-labrum tear - 16G/59 AB):
.373/.472/.492/.964 OPS
Full 2026 season (109 AB):
.312/.433/.394/.827 OPS
23 BB (tied 1st BB% in Ivy) | 17 K | Ivy League POTW
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SOTD @billsumtingwong @TigerOnTit
Takes me back to senior year of HS. I was good at baseball and filled with youthful verve. What a ride it’s been.
Not nearly enough talk about how a good pair of headphones will change your life. The Hank Aaron of personal electronics.
Was wondering which member of the fantasy squad was gonna make me suicidal first this year. Congrats to Rashee Rice!
Currently overhearing a 4-on-1 coffee chat for an undergrad investing club. Fall semester freshmen networking with a sophomore. Not sure what this represents but we desperately need to stop it.
🚨Pontoon Capital has placed BUY ratings on the following assets after market anal-ysis🚨:
- Asians (max IQ + Projext Ohtani)
- Tall chicks (insecurity tax + Project Ohtani)
- Women who read (unpriced freak upside)
Pls let me know thoughts. #DYOR
Once in a lifetime dashboard dox #boobs
Hinge date tonight made reference to a family business… Google search revealed stable recurring revenues in an AI-insulated industry. Gentlemen, we are switching up the play call:
Dear Universe: please stop sending me women from the Cornell Peter and Stephanie Nolan School of Hotel Administration. Please. I deserve better.













