Playmaker 💰 | Route Runner 😤 | Enigmatic Thought Leader 🔮 | Young OG 🐐

Joined April 2026
How can you not be romantic about Ivy League baseball when future midwestern wealth managers are playing the game like this
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If you’re not regularly having discussions at this level you need to level up your network
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How has nobody thought to run a 2-QB offense? Imagine if the pitch man in a triple option could also just throw a 40-yard bomb. Would be unstoppable
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3 seconds of sustained eye contact with a bad ting on the street today. How I’m feeling:
🤖 Made with AI
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Congratulations to whoever plays me this week. Scary hours will resume shortly #justwaitonit
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Imagine what this mf could do with a real coach
2027 Grad Transfer 2B | Cornell University | L/R 3-year starter (2x Captain) .991 career FPCT 2026 (pre-labrum tear - 16G/59 AB): .373/.472/.492/.964 OPS Full 2026 season (109 AB): .312/.433/.394/.827 OPS 23 BB (tied 1st BB% in Ivy) | 17 K | Ivy League POTW [email protected]
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Pontoon “Frequency Vibrations” Davis retweeted
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Just took an insanely big poop. Sus that I can fit all that up my ass?
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Is there anything worse than watching ur team getting dominated in the trenches
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SOTD @billsumtingwong @TigerOnTit Takes me back to senior year of HS. I was good at baseball and filled with youthful verve. What a ride it’s been.
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Not nearly enough talk about how a good pair of headphones will change your life. The Hank Aaron of personal electronics.
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Was wondering which member of the fantasy squad was gonna make me suicidal first this year. Congrats to Rashee Rice!
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Was wondering which member of the fantasy squad was gonna make me suicidal first this year. Congrats to Rashee Rice!
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Currently overhearing a 4-on-1 coffee chat for an undergrad investing club. Fall semester freshmen networking with a sophomore. Not sure what this represents but we desperately need to stop it.
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🚨Pontoon Capital has placed BUY ratings on the following assets after market anal-ysis🚨: - Asians (max IQ + Projext Ohtani) - Tall chicks (insecurity tax + Project Ohtani) - Women who read (unpriced freak upside) Pls let me know thoughts. #DYOR
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Hinge date tonight made reference to a family business… Google search revealed stable recurring revenues in an AI-insulated industry. Gentlemen, we are switching up the play call:
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Dear Universe: please stop sending me women from the Cornell Peter and Stephanie Nolan School of Hotel Administration. Please. I deserve better.
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Have you considered Jackson Marko? Noah Keller? Cornell is loaded with daejon loves
Been tryna think of an Ivy League baseball comp for daejon love
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Million beers with the fellas and two fantasy drafts incoming this weekend. Song of the day:
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