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Jugram tried to show this dude how he was going to die and Yhwach just said “Nah that’s gotta be AI” and ignored it 😭😭😭
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earlier i passed a guy carrying domino's pizza and bites with his (4ish?) daughter and he was saying, "now the best thing about the WALK, is we can eat these and no one KNOWS. it's our secret snack. you gotta learn this stuff EARLY; now you GET it"
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Watching a porno filmed in the back of a Domino’s and just saw myself through that little window walking in to order a pizza
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He ignored the Grimmjow victim and ended up becoming one himself because of it, there really are levels to this Kubology shit
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The chances of 2 wild boar breaking into your WC *whilst* one is on the throne, is infinitesimally small, but never zero😂
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In bocca al lupo Khvicha, ti aspettiamo presto in campo! 💪
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This girl at work just complimented my lip gloss. i didn't have the heart to tell her it was oil from the puff puff i just ate in the parking lot.
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Light is not a favour. Roads are not a favour. Stop thanking them for what you already paid for.











































