GRIT

Nairobi, Kenya
Joined June 2022
I regret watching one clip of a guy called Onyango Tate. "For You" is now punishing me - a brokie!
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Chapa Ilale retweeted
If you go to the ground and listen to Kenyans, bwana watu wanaumia hii nchi. We just need better leadership. Ground ni kubaya sana.
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Chapa Ilale retweeted
What do we have here 👀
Omwami @Gitz__ asione hii 😂😂
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Chapa Ilale retweeted
Jamaa wa 9-5 sahii kazi ni kuuliza bibi kama amekumbuka kuongesa maji ya ugali sababu ndio watabeba kesho na mayai. Bwana this economy has no room for masculinity
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Now that we're talking about hear me outs. You guys know smile wa mummy, that's my biggest hear me out
Kapitani is my biggest hear me out
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no i cannot sleep on the phone with you, how will I watch my documentary on "top 10 dictators in African history and their ties to the CIA" in peace?
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Chapa Ilale retweeted
Flick has turned La Liga into the new Bundesliga and Real Madrid has become Dortmund
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Chapa Ilale retweeted
Arsenal can’t fumble him, he’s lowkey the LW we need for the winter
Antonio Nusa is the highest-rated player (8.16) in the Bundesliga this season. 🇳🇴🌟
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France hukuwa third world in a way
Several houses, cars torched and businesses looted as protests hit France over high cost of living
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Nangoja spiritual twitter wakuje watuambie this is symbolic handover because there is a shrine by the Masonic powers at this spot. I’ll take it 👍🏽
Sifuna’s Convoy Meets President Ruto’s Convoy at Kitale Flyover.
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Chapa Ilale retweeted
He actually needs to be studied bc how does he actually know offsides this well whilst being on the pitch
He's saying offside like 114 times 😔
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Chapa Ilale retweeted
Wewe unanikumbukanga masaa ya upuzi. Ikifika masaa ya shughli ya pesa unatafuta watu wako na degree, kasia sana!
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Chapa Ilale retweeted
Nasoma the drunk texts i sent my ex yesterday and honestly fuck counterfeits mahn
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Chapa Ilale retweeted
Watu wa Outlier wanalia kila mahali. The new update inaweza warudisha ocha.
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Chapa Ilale retweeted
So only Kenya has Ebola in the whole world in 2026.
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Chapa Ilale retweeted
A corrupt president fears protests more than elections.
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Chapa Ilale retweeted
The way Yamal just put his hands up is too funny, bro doesn’t want anything to stop him from catching Madrid😭
Is this Real Betis player a mad man? Wtf
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Chapa Ilale retweeted
Sifuna for President.
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🚨 José Mourinho: “If I was Vini Jr, I probably wouldn’t still be here. I would have PUSHED for a move to a country where I’d be respected”. “But out of loyalty to Real Madrid and love for the club, he stayed”. “He believes things can get better, and he keeps that smile”.
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Chapa Ilale retweeted
The fattest woman I have seen week said she was 63kgs. Na ni kamama kamenona kamekua yani round kama mtungi ya busaa. But me I am here with my 79kgs,yet everytime I video call my mother she looks at me sadly and asks me kwani hawakupei chakula huko. Bwana something is not right
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