Irish-American with a Viking tinge. Aspiring novelist/poet/screenwriter. Cinephile. Bibliophile. Music lover. I keep odd hours like the vampires in Near Dark

Joined October 2012
Had a professional screenwriter reaffirm the fact that a career in writing is horrible, but dammit I'm doing it anyway
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The next terrifier movie should introduce a normal mime who is oblivious to Art's murders, who Art is incredibly jealous of, wich starts a Buggs Bunny and Elmer Fudd'esq rivarly between the two, with Art trying to kill the other mime but ending up brutally hurting himself
we're exactly one shower away from the terrifier ptb
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"everyone is portrayed as a moron or morally flawed except for Nathan"
In every Nathan Fielder media I’ve seen everyone is portrayed as a moron or morally flawed except for Nathan and that seems very suspicious
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"He warned people about a collapsing bridge is what he did! He was a brave West Virginian cryptid! And in this house, Mothman is a hero. End of story!”
Now that Bigfoot has been proven to be fake we can dedicate our efforts into finding a real cryptid like Mothman
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just drove my chevy all the way to the levy. you’re not gonna fucking believe this.
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the bad reviews for THE DEVILS are fucking hilarious
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You know what's cool....The Exorcist III
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now that we’re having an oliver reed renaissance everyone needs to see him as a batshit insane quack psychiatrist in david cronenberg’s the brood
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In a normal country the response to this would be to increase wages, reduce the cost of living and build better public transit. In the United States the response will be the people in power telling you to eat shit and figure it out.
The average age of a car on the road in America has now passed 13 years. This is a new record high, and comes after the cost of both new and used cars has soared. The average new car in the U.S. costs just over $50,000, while the average price for a used vehicle is over $27,000.
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Considering the original film did this gag with lycra fabric stretched tight over the "bed" and is one of the most iconic shots of that film, this is doubly upsetting. Just pure dogshit.
A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)
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It’s not a trashy slasher sequel, it’s a great slasher sequel! And then Bride of Chucky, whose DP is the Academy Award winning Peter Pau (Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon), looks even better.
Watching CHILD'S PLAY 2, was wondering why this looks so good for a trashy slasher sequel and it turns out it has the same DP as EDWARD SCISSORHANDS and BATMAN RETURNS of all things
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A billionaire can write off a private jet as a business expense, but a teacher can't write off the crayons she bought for her classroom. A CEO can deduct a $500 steak dinner, but a nurse can't deduct the scrubs she's required to wear.
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We destroyed our transit systems and intercity rail network and made it mandatory to buy a $50,000 machine just to be employable
BREAKING: America’s $1.7 trillion auto loan market is headed for a crash, per Reuters. Auto loans are now one of the biggest sources of household debt, bigger than credit cards. And the strain is showing: 1 in 5 Americans is behind on at least one loan, the highest since 2010, and the average car on the road is now nearly 13 years old, a record.
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My favorite part of America is how much of the "fuck you I've got mine" crowd has exactly nothing
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A death so confusingly staged and poorly edited that it took me a few minutes to realize my boy was gone
The Predator (2018)
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I’m always astonished that billionaires would rather ignore the climate crisis and prepare to live in a bunker with dvds and baked beans than devote a modicum of their bottomless wealth to saving the planet where we have fresh fruit and soft grass and blue skies.
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good case study in how bad “just shave it off” advice is to guys like 90% of the time lol
the biggest lesson of ken russell’s the devils (1971) is that oliver reed with hair is a top 10 hottest man who ever lived but bald oliver reed looks like if homer simpson came to life
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If capitalism rewarded skill, neurosurgeons, engineers, and scientists would top the rich lists. If it rewarded talent, artists, writers, and creators would. If it rewarded hard work, cleaners, laborers, and service workers would. None of them do.
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A soldier dying during a pointless PR stunt while the cheerleaders continue on with their routine is a perfect encapsulation of how America has been doing in Iran
🇺🇸 A US airman fell to his death during a military PR stunt at the Navy–UTSA football game. Washington is trying to sell Americans on military service while fighting a war in Iran. They couldn’t even get through the recruitment spectacle without killing one of their own.
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We’re obsessed with the idea that poor people might take more than they need, but we almost never question why billionaires are never satisfied with what they already have.
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It’s annoying that we realize children need a summer break and several vacations a year because they attend school, but we think it makes sense for adults to work 40 hours a week all year and probably get 2–3 weeks off in a whole year if you’re lucky.
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