Morgan

Relationship status: Keep having to rewind Netflix cause I can't hear what's happening over my chewing.

Just think... 300 years from now there will be romance novels written about heartbreaking love stories of people being kept apart because of the pandemic. – at Haslett, MI

Are you sure you’re okay? Because you have toilet paper stuck to your shoe... – at Manhattan, NY

I think the worst part of living in New York would be living each day knowing that if something happened, you’d probably die before an ambulance ever made it to you. – at Manhattan, NY

Til dawn do us part. – at Chicago, IL

Literally every time I hang out with you I throw up... Like the next day... Because I was hungover... – at Chicago, IL

Mom: Did you meet anyone memorable? Me: Yes! There was this dog... – An actual conversation & some insight into my love life.

Just imagine having to clean the Hall of Mirrors at Versailles before @Windex... – at Chicago, IL

When is "Bring Your Bed to Work Day"? – at Chicago, IL

Pizza, red wine, and Star Wars... now that's a good Saturday night. 🙌🏽 – at Chicago, IL

I just want to sleep, drink wine, and sleep while drinking wine. – at Chicago, IL

Dinner? Yeah I had a few glasses. – at Chicago, IL

"Stop Being Socially Awkward" – It's like this #SMWChicago chat was made for me. #SMWStopBeingAwkward – at Chicago, IL

I need a coffee just to get out of bed in order to make a coffee. Life is hard. – at Chicago, IL

America: Takes 2 steps forward. Gets distracted by something shiny. Follows it and take 20 steps backward.

Refuge Crisis, The Sequel. #ElectionNight – at Chicago, IL