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Joined July 2013
This is so greedy 😭😭
Yall think hippos taste like pig feet?
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I gotta look at you on the first link and feel like I need you or it's a dub😭
Loving a nigga from the day you met him>> that slow burn shit
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Telling your homegirl you think you met your husband then having to take it back at a later date is a universal experience In girlhood😭😂
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LMAOO (I have thoughts)
Didn’t know that enjoying a bit of Molly as a treat was this controversial to black people.
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Saw a tweet so stupid I almost asked them if they’re an idiot. But I remembered I’ve changed up here
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Your Shaylaaaa retweeted
Y’all be losers and make it everybody else’s problem
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$250 you was tryna kill her
Spent 250$ on drinks yesterday and ain’t crack 🥲
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This is the only way I know how to be and if I don’t feel this, I know he’s not the one
Loving a nigga from the day you met him>> that slow burn shit
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There are some funny ass people in this world. I have an entire folder of tweets I periodically go through just to laugh.
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how I want my man to want me
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Well, yes!
can two people miss each other and still choose silence?
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Dates that spill over into the morning… now we’re at breakfast having pancakes and I’m wearing one of your hoodies with my leg over your lap >>>
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Your Shaylaaaa retweeted
#mytype isn’t afraid
I think we've become so afraid of looking foolish in love that we've forgotten how beautiful it is to be completely captivated by someone. Admire them. Be fascinated by them. Let their presence genuinely brighten your day. There's nothing embarrassing about having a heart that knows how to marvel.
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i can’t wait to get married and have my man cook and clean for me
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Yea that’s probably why my serious relationships started long distance because are you your own person?
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can’t lie ion play dat shit either.
the first time you text me oh you can tweet but not text back will be the last time 😭✌🏽
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It’s extremely healthy to participate in things outside of your partner. What isn’t healthy, is thinking that everything has to be done together and if it isn’t, that something is wrong with the other person.
Fair enough but honestly I think you are not ready for a long-term commitment mentally. I support outside hobbies though, because me and my girlfriend share different hobbies but we still spend a lot of time together
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Yall dont even solo travel single. Of course this isnt fathomable
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If we’re in a relationship, please come with hobbies and interests outside of me that I do not have to always join.
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