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See, my whole problem is that all I want to be doing is reading and eating bread, but I have to do other stuff in order to buy bread and books.
Just ate an everything bagel and ended up with a large pile of birdseed that had fallen off the bread. Feels like I should compost it to reduce methane emissions.
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You're not paying less in taxes, but the services available to you are decreasing. Now ask yourself where all your money is going!
BREAKING:
Trump's head of FEMA just told states to prepare to handle disasters on their own.
The Trump admin's disaster chief told state officials they must increase their financial reserves and emergency capabilities to handle most disasters on their own — without federal help. politico.com/news/2026/10/20…
Anything that is put forth as a miracle and proof of the Divine can be explained by some combination of physics, probability, and/or psychology. So many holy books are based on false premises that it feels like a safe bet to say they're all wrong and God probably doesn't exist
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Love this. xitter.cf/sarahkendzior/status/2…
"The sun blazes down on my tombstone hat. I found the hat in a gas station on a shelf of discounted '250th anniversary of the USA' merchandise. My hat is black and boasts an epitaph: 'AMERICA: 1776-2026'. My hat was made in China."
sarahkendzior.substack.com/p…
My primary motivation for getting out of bed today was realizing I only had so many office days left to wear fun Halloween outfits. I brought a jar of apple butter with me to put on my bagel
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Remember when a purported BLM group called Dallas Justice Now sent letters to rich white people telling them not send their kids to Ivy League schools, and it turned out that Dallas Justice Now was a hoax created by Crowds on Demand at the behest of a Republican megadonor? I do!
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We came to the realization AI may be the one crafting quotes politicians send out after reporting from a previous story revealed several flagged statements from electeds
cityandstateny.com/politics/…
I thought I was killing it today but that turned out to be a sugar high, I made a normal amount of mistakes and I'm ready to go to bed now
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This goes hard if you've never looked up male violence statistics or a history book
I'm descending into hell specifically to fistfight Robert Moses about this
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Having a train that takes you directly to the airport is genuinely one of the top 10 things a city can offer. No expensive taxis, no sitting in traffic, no begging someone to drop you off. Just get on the train and arrive at the airport. Every major city should have this.
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I was a teacher before law school. I couldn’t convince teenagers to wear deodorant. The idea that teachers are convincing kids that they should get sex changes is utterly ludicrous.
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There's a real effort from a class of very aloof, sensible economists to undermine the emerging antitrust movement. They fell over themselves to dismiss "greedflation," a theory that keeps finding validation, as hysterical populism. Egg on their faces, I guess.
When the cost of eggs spiked in 2022, economists said bird flu alone was to blame. Anyone who suspected corporate price-fixing was dismissed as a crank.
Inside the alleged egg cartel the experts said couldn’t exist.
politico.com/news/magazine/2…
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This is a fascinating read nytimes.com/2026/10/18/us/oj…





























