Here to laugh and lie

Joined April 2010
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I don’t know the exact math but if you give it up to an illiterate you also become illiterate that’s how it works
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OMG Just found my diamond pendant and gold necklace in a bag I was about to sell for 4€ 😭😭😭😭😭 It’s been missing since January 2019. If I didn’t check the inside of the bag… omg. Would’ve given away 600€ for freeeee.
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i say im okay but deep down i really should’ve been at Drakes birthday party.
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In the most fuckable age of my life and the only thing I am fucking is tired.
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& as much as you think I care about health and fitness - don’t bring no air fried plantain near me. INVOLVE THE OIL!
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Really raw doggin life no titties no lip filler no dad
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Have you met men?
How are you single for 3yrs ? Like single single ???
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I need a GOOD playlist for this hair wash
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i wanna send him a meme but i think we’re fighting rn idk
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Grief hits me in the most random moments/ places.
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Guaranteed migraine after I go a bit harder at the gym. So how am I going to get this body I want?
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I need to do more side quests. Life is boring currently
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One Blood, Sex Intelligent, Welcome to Atlanta, Same Girl, Make it Rain, Rockin’ That Thang, Oh My, This is why I’m hot
Name a song where the remix is better than the original.
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To name a few 😬
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Name a song where the remix is better than the original.
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Love Meagan, hate the brows.
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Gute Namen für euren Staubsaugroboter? ​Hier kommen sie: - ​Jürgen Cleansman - ​Helene Wischer - ​Otto von Wischmark - Saugust der Starke - Kehrlinde - George Cleaney - Clean Elisabeth
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its ok to embarrass yourself in pursuit of human connection btw
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She’s smart. Everybody doesn’t need to come into your home nor do they need to know where you lay your head.
If she got her own apartment but you can't ever stop by, what do that mean?
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