I am not actually Brad Pitt

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Joined April 2010
Being stupid used to be embarrassing
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I’ve never been on a cruise but if it was like this I’d do it
This is what it’s like to spend a week on the Ritz Carlton Evrima Yacht with Imperial Moto!
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Woke up not wanting to go to work and somehow that has snowballed into not wanting to continue living
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The Prestige is on Netflix
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I might not make it to 2028 fr
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travelling to paris is always such a gamble. you dont know if the week you’re there is the week they decide to set the city on fire 😭😭
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Nothing is enough
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after being outside last night, I think I’m ready to full commit to the crib with the exception of birthday celebration, friend-ran events and vacation outings
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I never seen anything like this in my life
Torrey Craig just hit a halfcourt shot… and it went in twice 🤯🔥
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I’ll take another season of Carrie easily
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all jubilee does is platform right wingers and right wing rhetoric under the guise of a debate. yall need to realise that only thing these videos will provide you with is a reason to get pissed off. there is no discourse taking place. stop watching and posting them.
u know how racist u gotta be for the producers of JUBILEE of all platforms to kick u out of the chair LOL
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We are in a really dark place as a society
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Buddy’s best friend got brutally murdered in front of them and they at a goddamn play place with w bacon egg and cheese in the next 8 hours be fr
It was bad, man. They’d get their doors blown off by the demon and then laugh and smile the next scene. Mind you, the spider Chastain from the trailer appears like 10 minutes into the movie, so that should tell you how early things start moving
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Parlay Brey retweeted
one time i was in a rural jp mcdonalds with friends at 10:29 ordering breakfast my friends got their order done, then 10 seconds in the middle of my order the counter staff flipped the menu and said sorry you cant order from the breakfast menu as its now lunchtime hours
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The most destructive thing the cellphone has done is completely destroy serendipitous social interactions. If you try talking to strangers instead of just staring at your screen than you will , almost definitely, be viewed as mildly retarded
“Phone addiction” is just baked into the environment now. Like driving a car. There’s no escaping the use of it in most modern environments.If you go camping for 3 days or are in an environment where it’s not necessary than it’s easy to quit.
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ngl we shoulda been doing violent protesting, terrible economy, terrible job market, department of health in the gutter, Trump at president, yall gotta realize that speaking out and raising awareness shit does NOTHING, violence is the answer, how do you think the US even became a country? 😂
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I don’t think people fully understand what’s happening. We’re not being priced out of luxury. We’re being priced out of normal. A house, car, Groceries, Childcare, Insurance,These weren’t extravagant expectations 20 years ago.
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Cell phone addiction is an absolute thermonuke to the brain and nobody 'takes it seriously' because it is not clear that there is any solution in a world where the revealed preference of everyone across the globe, regardless of income, race, age, any factor whatsoever, would rather be on their phone than do *anything* else. Deciding "I use this too much" and meaningfully altering one's behaviour doesn't seem to have much success for any of the very small minority of people with the sentience or self-reflection to realize how bad it is. Most people seem to think of it as an unproductive habit at most, rather than an addiction. Any attempt to speak seriously about this is met with derision, accusations of pretentiousness. There is no real solution to it. The future of human cognition fifty years down the line is horrifying if you stop and think about it for even a moment.
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We have to stop engaging with accounts in Africa
Play stupid games win stupid prizes! I would not have fake pulled out shit!!!
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What’s funny is, for not being familiar with any of their work, Anderson was my first thought when I saw the name “Abella”.
Abella Danger ain’t even the best Abella in that field 🌚
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