@_mischi

SRE @Apple. Previously: Belarusian born, turned German, turned Biochemist, turned PhD 🎓 @mpibp 🚲 Coached by @thejessiehuber

 London, England
gec.ht
Joined September 2008
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This thing finally happened today! 🎓🥃
Michael, me, wearing a blue shirt with a doctors hat made out of paper. The front of the head read a“DR. GECHT“ in yellow letters

ALT Michael, me, wearing a blue shirt with a doctors hat made out of paper. The front of the head read a“DR. GECHT“ in yellow letters

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This has been long in the making. Enough for me to have had my fingers in the code back in academia!
Matt Sikora@BioPhysMatt
29 Feb 2024
Worried about your supercomputer electricity bill⚡️ We got your back! Model your glycans in minutes with #GlycoSHIELD! Amazing collab w/ @cyril_hanus & Shang-Te Danny Hsu, now in @CellCellPress tinyurl.com/bdhuzbnu @MCB_UJ @MPIbp @maxplanckpress @Inserm @AcadSinica #glycotime
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Vision Pro is cool and all, but have you ever spent time searching for that format error in your YAML file? Apple just open sourced their new type-safe configuration language Pkl. Define once, and safely render into many formats! pkl-lang.org/blog/introducin… github.com/apple/pkl

GitHub - apple/pkl: A configuration as code language with rich validation and tooling.

A configuration as code language with rich validation and tooling. - apple/pkl

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Fire you ?
Elon Musk
@elonmusk
18 Nov 2022
What should Twitter do next?
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Two years ago, Devon posted SRE roles on Twitter. I ended up applying and got a role at Apple. Just do it.
🖤devon🖤@devonbl
9 Nov 2022
Just in case you’re looking, my org at Apple is hiring SREs, engineering managers, infrastructure managers, a system’s reliability tech lead, a cloud SRE manager, build engineers and much more. These aren’t full time remote roles, but im happy to provide more info in dms
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Not sure how this will play out. I don't believe that Mastodon is the future. But in case it is, I'm @gecht@chaos.social
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*downloads personal twitter archive*
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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I don't! #MyTwitterAnniversary
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Is this the current CAPTCHA meta?
A CAPTCHA asking "Please click each image containing a dog-shaped cookie". It's two pages of an oval plate, with either a cartoon dog or cat head. One of them looks quite angry.

ALT A CAPTCHA asking "Please click each image containing a dog-shaped cookie". It's two pages of an oval plate, with either a cartoon dog or cat head. One of them looks quite angry.

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in other news: I’m not sanctioned any more, because Vanguard realised I’m a German citizen and my Belarusian passport is a mere relic of my past. Thanks, but I could have done without all this fuzz.
@[email protected]@_mischi
9 Jun 2022
me: *checks Vanguard ISA* Vanguard: You’ve got a Belarusian dual citizenship, so we’ve put sanctions on your account
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me: *checks Vanguard ISA* Vanguard: You’ve got a Belarusian dual citizenship, so we’ve put sanctions on your account
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WHAT THE FUCK @Vanguard_UK. I’ve not been in that dictatorship since 2003 and my freaking Belarusian passport has been expired for more than a decade. It’s incredibly hard to renounce that citizenship, so I’d rather stick with that worthless piece of paper.
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I don’t even know what to say, besides what the fuck @Vanguard_UK. what the fuck.
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32-day 🎂
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Kafka At-Most-Once delivery guarantee right here #kafkasummit
A standing poster at the Kafka summit conference in front of glass windows. The poster reads: „Live T-Shirt printing Choose from one* of the below designs to be printed on your T-Shirt: [four different designs shown with the Kafka Summit logo, a „I love Kafka“ slogan, „All streams lead to Kafka“ and „Living the Stream“] *Only one T-Shirt per person“

ALT A standing poster at the Kafka summit conference in front of glass windows. The poster reads: „Live T-Shirt printing Choose from one* of the below designs to be printed on your T-Shirt: [four different designs shown with the Kafka Summit logo, a „I love Kafka“ slogan, „All streams lead to Kafka“ and „Living the Stream“] *Only one T-Shirt per person“

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this is waaaaay more people than I anticipated #kafkasummit
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first in-person conference in a long time. excited for #kafkasummit
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fitter. healthier. no more twitter.
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can I be severed until season 2 comes out
me: night hun, I'm heading to bed! pagerduty: i got you fam
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