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If there's one thing women love it's when you show them "one of the most famous comedy routines of all time" and interrogate them on whether or not they understand why it's funny
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I like that the movie revealed Nathan still calls it twitter in the face of multiple people who call it x
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they had nathan fielder and elizabeth holmes moving like this for a bit in that documentary
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watching The Actress, who otherwise comes off super cool and insightful and veryyy game, randomly have a fit of ActorBrain in the third act was so thrilling
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the shift into the second half of YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING gave me the same blood and adrenaline rush as when GONE GIRL shifted into Amy’s POV
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there’s a dinner scene in YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING that might be the best theater experience i’ve had all year
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I've never developed a decent work ethic. I learned very early that if you procrastinate everything and make yourself sick with guilt and anxiety the day of important exams and due dates, God recognizes your suffering and throws you a bone.
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I just did the laundry after avoiding it for two weeks and it literally took me less than five minutes
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Even if I don't use ai, even if I never fucking touch it, I still have to live in its secondhand smoke and it pisses me off so fucking bad
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I hate when you’re inputting your email and it immediately tries to be like Invalid email format like omfg Im getting there
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Every papal health update be like, "The pope is dying. Of laughter, which reflects his overall good spirits. We regret to inform you that the pope will not be with us, today at the usual general audience. No worries. He'll be back next week."
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The fact that this is in Indiana further cements Parks and Rec as the most accurate description of local government put to screen.




























