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i’m a clam guy retweeted
If there's one thing women love it's when you show them "one of the most famous comedy routines of all time" and interrogate them on whether or not they understand why it's funny
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how billy was moving in you can see everything lowkey
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I like that the movie revealed Nathan still calls it twitter in the face of multiple people who call it x
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This was not my theater experience at all, in fact it was the opposite
did anyone else feel way too woke when elizabeth holmes was (at the times where she was earnestly) crying and their theater full of a majority of men were cackling at her
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they had nathan fielder and elizabeth holmes moving like this for a bit in that documentary
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Lol.
Everyone might be posting today about Charlie. But I'll do the same 3-5 years from now
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jesus christ dude
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MY WHOLE THEATER YELLED
WHEN HE BROUGHT UP C****** **** I SCREAMED
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watching The Actress, who otherwise comes off super cool and insightful and veryyy game, randomly have a fit of ActorBrain in the third act was so thrilling
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the shift into the second half of YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING gave me the same blood and adrenaline rush as when GONE GIRL shifted into Amy’s POV
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there’s a dinner scene in YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING that might be the best theater experience i’ve had all year
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i’m a clam guy retweeted
I've never developed a decent work ethic. I learned very early that if you procrastinate everything and make yourself sick with guilt and anxiety the day of important exams and due dates, God recognizes your suffering and throws you a bone.
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I just did the laundry after avoiding it for two weeks and it literally took me less than five minutes
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Even if I don't use ai, even if I never fucking touch it, I still have to live in its secondhand smoke and it pisses me off so fucking bad
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i’m a clam guy retweeted
I hate when you’re inputting your email and it immediately tries to be like Invalid email format like omfg Im getting there
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Every papal health update be like, "The pope is dying. Of laughter, which reflects his overall good spirits. We regret to inform you that the pope will not be with us, today at the usual general audience. No worries. He'll be back next week."
🚨 POPE LATEST 'The night passed calmly for the Pope. Further information will be provided later today' - Holy See Press Office
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i’m a clam guy retweeted
Women have a level of patience with us that we genuinely don’t deserve
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Are women not allowed to say “we don’t like being called whores”
The response to Shane Gillis's joke is why we lose elections, by the way.
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Morbid and nefarrrrrious
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The fact that this is in Indiana further cements Parks and Rec as the most accurate description of local government put to screen.
Watch this to the end, you won’t regret it. This is what happens when you’re at happy hour and are reminded you agreed to do an interview about your race.
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