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writes jokes / designs interiors. work in @reductress @youngdouglas_ @thedrift_mag @theonion @archdigest @caveatnyc 🏳️‍🌈 she/her

Joined July 2017
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4 Hydrating Face Masks That Won't Do Shit Since You Don't Drink Water: ow.ly/Qv3t50LZLjl
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pack the stands* next Saturday! It’s the big game!!!** *@caveatnyc **a brand new night of sketch comedy – at New York, NY
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Career-driven egomaniacs, unlikeable celebrities, civic annoyances, women falling to pieces, and self-pitying public officials — new Mentions from @_lafco, @jameson_rich, @mjchiusano, Anna Ballan, and @mnaaht. thedriftmag.com/mention/spri…
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Inspiring Competition Show Backstory Ends With Person Getting on Competition Show: ow.ly/ignZ50Lcywi
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Woman Posts Vague Lost Dog Sign Just to See What Comes In:
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IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT: we’re still hot 🙂 also we’re in @nycomedyfest 11/7, opening night babyyyy. see you there 😜 #makeNYlaugh
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Study Finds Winking Still Best Way to Inform Your Grandchildren of Your Wild Side: ow.ly/r4Or50JQ5oF
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Man Experiencing Labor Sympathy Pains After Doctor Accidentally Tosses Baby Into Balls: ow.ly/kSSz50J3qIi
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Woman Surrenders Self to $6 Muffin: reductress.com/post/woman-su…
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Biologists Find Humans Eyes Evolving Bigger in Response to Massive Knockers: ow.ly/In9r50J6PML
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Man Opening Mailbox Again Knows He Still Won’t Find Anything To Eat In There bit.ly/3Fg1jUL
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Education Report Finds American Children Severely Behind In Age bit.ly/3DHlY3d
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I was once again not invited to join the cast of @nbcsnl. Maybe next time.
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Cereal: a Depression Medication. @_lafco @alphadev @dylanfugel @eblarden
This song has been stuck in our heads all week! 💙
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Wow! This Woman Can Only Sleep If She Figures Out Who Just Unfollowed Her On Instagram: ow.ly/JvNK50CIao1
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don’t see why I would get a lawyer when I could spend a little more to get a lawyest
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How to Avoid Running Into Your Ex by Wearing a Hat, Sunglasses, and Always Carrying a Large Fern: ow.ly/tTVY50C3iNT
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Remember Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Daughter? I'm Her Babysitter and Need Help Finding Her: ow.ly/s3jz50BEUSE
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Woman Unsure What Life Will be Like When She Can't Masturbate at Three in the Afternoon: ow.ly/qtl550BqBCO
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