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writes jokes / designs interiors. work in @reductress @youngdouglas_ @thedrift_mag @theonion @archdigest @caveatnyc 🏳️‍🌈 she/her

Joined July 2017
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huge moment for LF - a mention in my favorite @thedrift_mag
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"wow she's a sweetie"
How to Manipulate People Into Thinking You’re Nice by Being Nice: ow.ly/ZQJU50SWmL4
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in my low carbon footprint era
Woman Living a Zero Waste Lifestyle Because She Has Nothing Going On: ow.ly/bZyf50SWmUB
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*notification* *builds core strength*
Why I Don't Need Pilates Because My Phone Outlet Is Far From My Bed: ow.ly/8eI850SL8PV
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A self-starter, ya know?
How to Show Your Boss You're a Go-Getter by Going and Getting Another Job: ow.ly/ZlHj50StgBH
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she got that summertime sadness
Beach Rock Doesn’t Look as Cool at Home: ow.ly/i3Eg50Sntwy
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Who is this benefit benefitting?
Company Getting New Mothers to Come Back to Office by Offering Child Freezing: ow.ly/pUqy50RjrBB
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coffee stain, coffee stain, coffee stain....
QUIZ: Which of Your Cotton Totes Is the Least Squalid and Revolting?: ow.ly/z81Z50QiwOl
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Laura Fabius retweeted
4 Hydrating Face Masks That Won't Do Shit Since You Don't Drink Water: ow.ly/Qv3t50LZLjl
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girls are always thinking about Adrian Brody's line about fries in The Devil Wears Prada
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[at the arboretum looking at a torn leaf] yeah i'd like a refund please
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woweeeeee!! You should come to this show tonight!!!
COME SEE IF WE KNOCK IT OUTTA THE PARK. 7PM TONIGHT @caveatnyc🧢⚾️😎
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pack the stands* next Saturday! It’s the big game!!!** *@caveatnyc **a brand new night of sketch comedy – at New York, NY
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It's an uphill battle
How to Be Sexy Even Though You Never Flip Your Spoon Upside Down to Lick It: ow.ly/S2cZ50PPsnB
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Me: *reads name tag* Hi, nice to meet you Garcia Garcia: It's pronounced like Marsha
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A tool belt is an open-face purse
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Catch the bouquet! [throws edible arrangement]
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Soffe shorts is to lululemon what blockbuster was to netflix
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Huge honor to have my grievances once again aired in the pages of @thedrift_mag !!! Get issue 10 now!!!!
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if you aren’t reading the drift… I’m sad for you!!
We’re in double digits! Subscribe by Thursday to receive a print copy of Issue Ten. thedriftmag.com/subscribe Feat. @bdmcclay @angelohsias @PiperSFrench @cathyparkhong @npbowlin @mariahkreutter @gabeja @rosemarieho_ @MitchTherieau
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