
writes jokes / designs interiors. work in @reductress @youngdouglas_ @thedrift_mag @theonion @archdigest @caveatnyc 🏳️🌈 she/her
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huge moment for LF - a mention in my favorite @thedrift_mag
"wow she's a sweetie"
How to Manipulate People Into Thinking You’re Nice by Being Nice: ow.ly/ZQJU50SWmL4
in my low carbon footprint era
Woman Living a Zero Waste Lifestyle Because She Has Nothing Going On: ow.ly/bZyf50SWmUB
*notification*
*builds core strength*
Why I Don't Need Pilates Because My Phone Outlet Is Far From My Bed: ow.ly/8eI850SL8PV
A self-starter, ya know?
How to Show Your Boss You're a Go-Getter by Going and Getting Another Job: ow.ly/ZlHj50StgBH
Who is this benefit benefitting?
Company Getting New Mothers to Come Back to Office by Offering Child Freezing: ow.ly/pUqy50RjrBB
coffee stain, coffee stain, coffee stain....
QUIZ: Which of Your Cotton Totes Is the Least Squalid and Revolting?: ow.ly/z81Z50QiwOl
Laura Fabius retweeted
4 Hydrating Face Masks That Won't Do Shit Since You Don't Drink Water: ow.ly/Qv3t50LZLjl
woweeeeee!! You should come to this show tonight!!!
Laura Fabius retweeted
pack the stands* next Saturday! It’s the big game!!!**
*@caveatnyc
**a brand new night of sketch comedy – at New York, NY
It's an uphill battle
How to Be Sexy Even Though You Never Flip Your Spoon Upside Down to Lick It: ow.ly/S2cZ50PPsnB
Huge honor to have my grievances once again aired in the pages of @thedrift_mag !!! Get issue 10 now!!!!
if you aren’t reading the drift… I’m sad for you!!
We’re in double digits! Subscribe by Thursday to receive a print copy of Issue Ten. thedriftmag.com/subscribe
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