and there i was, pasta on my titties // hairstylist and sadgirl

Joined July 2009
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This nigga really named it X.
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Jonas Brothers. Rollercoaster. Happiness Begins Tour, 2019.
you & the girlies sobbing like this at a show—who’s performing?
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🕯✨ manifesting @jonasbrothers performing at the next Super Bowl ✨🕯
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🔥 Jonas Brothers Family Roast premieres on Netflix tomorrow!!
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love how the jonas brothers went on tour with no new album just vibes and popcorn
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me while i tell myself "it's all gonna be worth it in the end"
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begging u guys to look at the dutch dude who got the gold in windsurfing
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cancer risings really won. like.. THIS is your ruling planet, wow. ♋️🥺
photos of the moon I've taken this year
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GOD LOVES THE LGBTQ ❤️🧡💚💙💜
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For the first time.
BREAKING: Derek Chauvin has been convicted of the murder of George Floyd. For the first time in Minnesota state history, a white police officer has been held accountable for killing a Black man.
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If a doctor uses the wrong tool and kills a patient what are the chances they keep their job? If a pilot opens the cabin door midflight instead of turning on the seat belt sign do they keep their job? But a cop can "mistakenly" grab their gun instead of a taser and keep theirs? – at Anchorage, AK
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“Did you bring protection?” Me:
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My great grandma raising the chickens on the farm (1942)
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“Your food will arrive at 7pm” Me at 7:01pm with no food:
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stop using astrology to excuse toxic behavior, it can be an excellent tool to help you become more aware and work on changing it but it doesn’t excuse behavior
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How Draco Malfoy gets ready to pronounce the “P” in “Potter”
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Direct deposit: 1400 Me at SeaWorld: how much for their freedom
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I transferred from Los Angeles your school has no gymnastics team this is a last resort
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